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Showing posts with label some coincidence surely?. Show all posts

Thursday, 6 March 2008

there will be bloodsucking

Just to reprise: At the end of the previous post I wrote, "But where Les Enfants evokes dream life, the underground in There Will be Blood does the opposite - because Plainview is literally, as he himself says, draining it."

I wrote that, and then almost immediately happened upon this sentence on IMDb: "The main character Daniel Plainview was modeled loosely after famous oil man Edward Doheny and his characteristics were based on Count Dracula."

See?? My theory about this mysterious strangulated silence at the heart of the film, which is developing only as I type, is beginning to be substantiated! (if not transubstantiated.)

I was also amazed, having just made my leaping, not to say chasm-gulfing, comparison between this movie and The Godfather, to see that a message board had been set up on the subject of "Day-Lewis vs Pacino." Was someone going to talk about the qualities of silence in the Godfather? Pacino's brand of solitary power-hunger vs Day-Lewis' extrovert misanthropy? I clicked into it. (nb. you have to be registered.) And what did I see?

"Pacino had his time but he is no longer the gret actor he was Daniel Day Lewis is by far a better actor than Pacino who I agree was amazing in Heat, Dog Day Afternoon, and The Godfather."

That's not all. Someone else wrote "pachino". What did I expect.

Sunday, 27 January 2008

language: it's a toss-up










...could they by any chance be related?


Or: is this what they mean by sub-editing??

I know languages evolve, but really. There's evolution, as in emerging out of the primordial porridge, and then there is turning back into porridge. I like porridge, but I know which kind of evolution I'd favour. I noticed two tiny things lately and wanted to remark them, but never got a chance.

1. The standfirst on an article in the Guardian:

"From Jonathan Swift to Joe Klein, writers have gone to great lengths to hide their identities and cannily exploited the ensuing public speculation. John Mullan on how anonymity is often a sure route to notoriety."

How, you ask, can something "often" be a "sure" route? It's either a sure route or it isn't. Otherwise the poor sap who does it will be left agitating: "is this going to be one of those times when it's a sure route? Or isn't it? Ohhhhh, I just can't be sure!"

2. From the body of an article in the Times - anonymously written, from what I can make out, and thus almost certainly sure to achieve notoriety, at least here in the Halls of Baroque:

[The new Risk & Regulation Advisory Council] "is intended to protect us from the cotton-wool approach to risk. It should control the wilder excesses of health and safety legislation, such as the legend that children must wear goggles to play conkers... This council's first targets are superbug scares and the terror of Reubenesque plumpness [my italics]."

Now, I had assumed that the particular kind of plumpness that comes from eating hot salt beef, saurkraut and melted swiss on rye, with mustard and a kosher dill pickle, was no more or less terrifying than the normal kind. Am I that out of kilter with the popular imagination? See, this is the kind of worry sloppy language can cause. And now I want a Reuben and you can't get one here. But it would only make me terrifyingly fat.

(nb. In trying to find this piece again I googled "reubenesque," (go on, click it: best fun you'll have all day) and made the horrifying discovery that everyone - simply everyone, dahling - says it. There are hundreds of pages of links. It is a whole new word! It's almost as if Rubens had never existed, poor mite.)

Sunday, 25 November 2007

books of the year - no, really

Reading the Observer's books of the year list - presumably designed to boost sales etc, as well as giving all the oiks a chance to see what the "real writers"* are reading - I'm struck as usual by the same thing that strikes me every goddamn year.

This year I'm wondering if participants are actually briefed specifically not to mention poetry! It's only a whole genre of literature, one widely considered to be a pretty major, important genre. But it's an internally-focused genre, and we are nowadays suspicious of that kind of thing, as you'll see below.

Andrew Motion, our poet laureate, chooses the letters of Ted Hughes. A gargantuan tome one must read if one is at all interested in - er - letters? (He says it allows us to see the range of Hughes' interests, as well as the generosity of his spirit. I'm all for this. But I think I discerned the range of his interests from reading his poems, actually, along with his essays on poetry.) This choice would be fine and great, as far as I'm concerned, if practically anyone had chosen any poems, or poems by living, non-Nobel-winning poets. But they haven't, so I'm looking for an example here. Motion is our poet laureate, so couldn't he be encouraging us to read the little blighters themselves, not the spinoffs?

Salley Vickers wins my heart a little by talking about how unputdownable Paul Muldoon's The End of the Poem is. I know that technically this is spinoff material too, but these lectures are brilliant in the same way his poems are, and it really is one of my books of the year (of which more presently).

The poets on the list who choose non-poetry books are:
Gerard Woodward
Owen Sheers
James Lasdun
Jackie Kay
John Burnside

The thing that strikes me about all these poets is that they all write novels, too - or memoirs: in any case, these are poets who write something besides poetry. Sheers in particular has said he feels the poetry was a way of getting into writing novels, which just makes me want to never read any of his poetry.

This brings me to Ralph Steadman. His entry is actually great, in its way, pointing to the very phenomenon that renders everyone nowadays so suspicious of a mere innocent little art relying only on words - so I'll quote it in full:

"I took two challenging books to read in a cabin on Lake Huron in Canada in September: The Idiot by Dostoevsky (Penguin Classics) and District and Circle by Seamus Heaney (Faber). But what instead caught my eye was a 'reader's proof' lying on the coffee table of The Cult of the Amateur (Nicholas Brealey) by Andrew Keen. He has had the temerity to point out that our search for instant wisdom through, say, Google and Wikipedia provides not necessarily what is most true or reliable - merely what is most popular. I read it in one sitting then went outside to fish for our supper, firmly believing that the poor fish that swallows my squirming worm on a barbed hook is infinitely smarter than the idiot on the other end holding the rod."

See? He actually took a poetry book with him on holiday! (Heaney. Oh, I hear you say. A Nobel-winning, obvious choice.) But he didn't even read it. (And, like, wasn't the whole thing about District and Circle that it could have been a little more challenging?) Oh well...

More excitingly, Toby Litt chooses an actual book of poetry! He read it! He liked it! He was overjoyed to find it at all, which says something. But it's by Celan: long dead. A new edition, and wonderful that someone's publishing it, so full marks to Litt for that. Shame he felt the need to apologise for Celan having "a reputation for obscurity" - but brave to admit to liking it, I suppose! Now, if we can just get Litt reading someone who might still be in a position to pick up their royalties...

And now to the finale. Even Benjamin Zephaniah has written novels for young people - and plays - as well as poetry. Maybe the editors simply can't see that there are poets who write only poetry (and, maybe, poetry criticism, as so many do, of course). Lots of people who've never written a thing but novels have been asked to contribute. And people who write journalism, and people who write biography. I really don't get why a non-non-poetry-publishing poet couldn't have been called on to give his or her book of the year.

The way this list has been compiled, I mean commissioned, really does reinforce my bugbear about the bookshops - the big chains, the empires - and the newspapers - the weird symbiotic hegemony that makes up whatever passes for the"Establishment"** - not even wanting "living" poetry to sell.

Anyway, Zephaniah has, like Toby Litt, chosen a book of poetry! As his book of the year! It is Derek Walcott's Collected.

Oh, I hear you going. Right.

Well, why not. But you know, Walcott, though another Nobel-winner, is alive, and not a novelist, and that is really something. And it sounds like he read the book.

It was a year in which not much reading got done in Baroque Mansions, as it happens. Maybe more of a Year of Movies, what with one thing and another. Could I choose just one? Maybe not, but fortunately I don't have to. I haven't read any big important books on the Holocaust, or memoirs of anyone important, or anything like that.

Various friends wrote books which I loved, for example Annie Freud's The Best Man That Ever Was and Isobel Dixon's A Fold in the Map.

I read Alison Weir's biography of Eleanor of Aquitaine, at least half of it.

I read The End of the Affair, by Graham Greene, and it was gorgeous and delicious. Images of it still float through my mind.

Persuasion
was great when I was ill in the spring.

Madame Depardieu and the Beautiful Strangers, by Antonia Quirke, made me laugh when I needed it - a fresh, funny, fun book

Fanny Brawne's letter to Fanny Keats were incredibly moving and surprising, & both girls came alive in a way they never have before, unsurprisingly. The most surprising aspect of the letters is why they are not better-known!

I read John Ash's poetry for the first time and loved loved loved it.

I read, still in the A's, Ashbery's Self-Portrait in a Convex Mirror and found it engrossing, fascinating, exhilarating in places, but unconvincing.

Kenneth Koch's long poem The Art of Poetry was sent me by a friend, and brightened things up considerably for a spell. I was going to write something about it here but then realised that all my mooted passages to quote were merging into each other, and that what I really wanted to do was simply quote the whole poem. Sixteen pages, if I rfecall correctly, and under copyright. but great joy and happiness.

Autumn Journal
by MacNeice (of course; sorry to bring it up again) coloured a huge part of my mind for much of the year.

The End of the Poem
by Muldoon is an absolutely spot-on choice, idiosyncratic and erudite, off-the-wall enough to invite the reader really to engage with its conclusions, "challenging" in the way that is really only invigorating.

The Speed of Dark
by Ian Duhig, a slightly more recherché volume than some but one which nonetheless anyone should be able to read and appreciate, seems to have started me on a little journey of my own, back into the Middle Ages - a slightly different one from the one I loved as a teenager, but recognisable and much-loved - kind of like moving back to your old neighbourhood but in a different street.

Look We Have Coming to Dover!
by Daljit Nagra - if you were looking for something to encourage people to read contemporary, vibrant poetry written by someone who's young (enough!) and not scarily academic or whatever, I'd choose this. This is my nod to market forces. After all, they've given it a second cover treatment in less than a year.

This is almost all the books I read this year. Fortunately, I'm not trying to sell books. The way I read, I don't read whole books so much as the poems or essays that are in them. This can therefore only be a partial list. And what it's a partial list of is my intellectual life of the year.


* we will just pretend we didn't see Katie Melua on that list.

** a friend of mine, a graphic designer, is working on a commission for a cover for a novel. The publishers needed hisinitial concepts in in time for their meeting with Waterstones.

Friday, 27 July 2007

anniversary weekend special














Look! One of them even has a little dog!

Sixty-one years ago today, on July 27, 1946 - the year Mama Baroque turned 8, and on my own sister's birthday* of many years later - Gertrude Stein died.** Beatrix Potter, meanwhile, had been born eighty years (but for one day) earlier on July 28, 1866.***

One of these women moved from Indiana or somewhere to Paris, where she set the avant-garde tone for many years with her fractured prose, her Dada friends and her eggs scrambled in pure cream over a very low flame for half an hour; and one bought the Lake District off the proceeds of the safest little bunny watercolours you'll ever hope to see, and - aside from nearly marrying Ewan MacGregor**** - never did a a shocking thing in her life.

Strange? Having never thought of these two doughty women in the same moment, I now wonder if they are by any chance related?

If you're not sure, look again:










Happy birthday for tomorrow , Miss Potter! Rest in peace, Miss Stein! And happy birthday, Sissy!

* Yes, that's today.

** I can remember a book by Stein - A Rose is a Rose is a Rose - given by the baroque parents to said sister at some early point. Its syntactical logic seemed a bit circular to me - I was not in the spirit of Dada - but she loved it and went around quoting it to all and sundry, much to the delight of the grownups.

*** 141 years ago tomorrow, in other words - a good twenty years even before the birth of the baroque grandfather (who was very old indeed and, legend has it, saw Queen Victoria's funeral procession in London as a teenager). (And speaking of whom, I can tell you that one of my earliest books - which maddened me, just as I was learning to read, by remaining impenetrable - was called Hanes Benda Bynni. That's Benjamin Bunny, in Welsh, to you.)

**** A descendent, coincidentally, of the famous Farmer (Hannibal) MacGregor who turned Peter Rabbit's father into a pie.

Wednesday, 30 May 2007

elegantly dressed conspiracy


















Kit Marlowe: a bit more like it


The Baroque review of Pirates 3 is half-written but, alas, not finished yet, and here we find ourselves already catapulted into Wednesday! It's not just any Wednesday, either: it is the anniversary of a day of dark doings in Deptford.

The year was 1593. Was Christopher Marlowe really stabbed in an argument over a tavern bill - the famous 'large reckoninge in a small room'? Was he murdered by Walsingham's men before he could be brought to trial for 'heresy'?* Or was this most famous death faked, and not a death at all, just a ruse to spirit the man away so he could become Shakespeare?

Marlowe had been arrested ten days before his death - on May 20 - and, strangely in a 'heresy' case, released. In 1912 papers were discovered which gave the address in Deptford where Marlowe spent his last day as a private house, not a tavern at all. So... what really happened?

It's an elegant mystery revolving around an elegant mind, a mystery which may hold the key to English literature - a mystery still unsolved, planted in hideously sophisticated times, and about a man who knew how to dress.


* to employ a contemporary form of words, in Marlowe's case it was more like "heresy plus'. One person had already given statements about him under torture.

Monday, 28 May 2007

wisdom from beyond...

Close scrutinisers of the comments boxes on this site will know that there was a small question about the reliability of horoscopes as sources of insight. The issue was resolved only as so many thorny issues are, by your correspondent here saying she thought something was funny.

However, there must be something in it, because she has seen fit to try out a strange, new e-divination tool she found over at The Moon Topples. It's kind of like the I Ching, only less cryptic, and you don't need any little sticks. You just type "[your name] needs" into Google, and see what you get.

Here's what I got:*


Ms Baroque needs fish money.**

Ms Baroque needs a level table or surface.***

Ms Baroque needs to wear a ball gown.

Ms Baroque needs to get home, and get home soon.

Ms Baroque needs a pony, people.****

Ms Baroque needs to be part of the overall planning.

Ms Baroque needs to know.*****

Ms Baroque needs to understand that her outlook could negatively affect the performance of her department.

Ms Baroque needs rescue to get out alive.

Ms Baroque needs to butch it up a little.******

Ms Baroque needs to take the initiative here.

Ms Baroque needs every ounce of her courage.

Ms Baroque needs to eat some sweets.*******

Ms Baroque needs a little of that juice too.

Ms Baroque needs a mental break.

Ms Baroque needs to stop going to so many anime conventions.********

But most of all,

Ms Baroque needs a projectionist.*********


* Naturally, I have edited it a little, put them in order, and sort of turned them into a crap Google poem. It's more fun that way.

** This is so true, with my special diet. It's bankrupting me. Sausages & mash are much cheaper.

*** Of course.

**** Surprised, eh?

***** Everything. Always.

****** I am so not in touch with my masculine side.

******* Actually, Ms Baroque needs to eat a little less sweets. There is a reason I normally stick to extra-dark chocolate!

******** Whatever those are.

********* Like I said!

Monday, 19 February 2007

Edmund White and Henry James











Can this be deliberate? Or are they perhaps related?

photographs: Edmund White property of Bookslut; Henry James, by John Singer Sargent, property of HM the Queen