Showing posts with label Living With Words. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Living With Words. Show all posts

Friday, 4 April 2008

how beautiful is a semi-colon?











How beautiful, indeed, is the hyphen in "semi-colon"? How lovely is an apostrophe, how bewitching a pair of parentheses? I think the semi-colon is the most beautiful of all, like Snow White with personality.

Apparently the French are up in arms about the possible loss, brought on I'm araid by us, the brutish Anglo-Saxons, of the lovely little point-virgule. It is a shame; I personally have always loved the semi-colon for being the most elegant, most subtle and expressive punctuation mark. I'm glad the French media are discussing this. We over here seem to be only too happy to chuck everything away with both hands, and the baby and bathwater with it.

Jon Henley in the Guardian:

"The point-virgule, says legendary writer, cartoonist and satirist François Cavanna, is merely 'a parasite, a timid, fainthearted, insipid thing, denoting merely uncertainty, a lack of audacity, a fuzziness of thought'.

Philippe Djian, best known outside France as the author of 37°2 le matin, which was brought to the cinema in 1986 by Jean-Jacques Beneix as Betty Blue and successfully launched Beatrice Dalle on an unsuspecting world, goes one step further: he would like nothing better than to go down in posterity, he claims, as 'the exterminating angel of the point-virgule'... (Ms B interjects here: I hated Betty Blue and now I know why. The man's a philistine.)

In the blue corner are an array of linguistic patriots who cite Hugo, Flaubert, De Maupassant, Proust and Voltaire as examples of illustrious French writers whose respective oeuvres would be but pale shadows of themselves without the essential point-virgule, and who argue that - in the words of one contributor to a splendidly passionate blog on the topic hosted recently by the leftwing weekly Le Nouvel Observateur - 'the beauty of the semicolon, and its glory, lies in the support lent by this particular punctuation mark to the expression of a complex thought'."

Anyway, here from the Guardian are some bagatelles from current perpetrators of written English:

Will Self: "I like them - they are a three-quarter beat to the half and full beats of commas and full stops. Prose has its own musicality, and the more notation the better. I like dashes, double-dashes, comashes and double comashes just as much. The colon is an umlaut waiting to jump; the colon dash is teasingly precipitous."

GB Shaw, writing to TE Lawrence on The Seven Pillars of Wisdom: "You practically do not use semicolons at all. This is a symptom of mental defectiveness, probably induced by camp life."

Kurt Vonnegut: "...do not use semicolons. They are transvestite hermaphrodites, standing for absolutely nothing."

Gertrude Stein: "They are more powerful more imposing more pretentious than a comma but they are a comma all the same. They really have within them deeply within them fundamentally within them the comma nature."

We in Baroque Mansions disagree with this last: a comma is a sweet enough creature but very common compared to a semi-colon. It is like comparing hot-smoked salmon to tinned tunafish, nice as tinned tuna may be. But after all a Stein is a Stein is a Stein...

;click on the picture

Wednesday, 2 April 2008

elegant second April



















Here is Edna St Vincent ("Vincent") Millay in 1913, when she was 21. Her long poem Renascence had gained her a degree of acclaim the previous year by coming third in The Lyric Year competition - it was widely regarded as the best poem by far in the resulting volume - including by the winner, who said he felt his prize was an embarrassment - which resulted in a scholarship to Vassar, among other things.

Here is the beginning of Renascence:

All I could see from where I stood
Was three long mountains and a wood;
I turned and looked another way,
And saw three islands in a bay.
So with my eyes I traced the line
Of the horizon, thin and fine,
Straight around till I was come
Back to where I'd started from;
And all I saw from where I stood
Was three long mountains and a wood.

Over these things I could not see;
These were the things that bounded me;
And I could touch them with my hand,
Almost, I thought, from where I stand.
And all at once things seemed so small
My breath came short, and scarce at all.

But, sure, the sky is big, I said;
Miles and miles above my head;
So here upon my back I'll lie
And look my fill into the sky.
And so I looked, and, after all,
The sky was not so very tall.
The sky, I said, must somewhere stop,

And -- sure enough! -- I see the top!
The sky, I thought, is not so grand;
I 'most could touch it with my hand!
And reaching up my hand to try,
I screamed to feel it touch the sky.

I screamed, and -- lo! -- Infinity
Came down and settled over me...

Millay's collection Second April - one of her prodigious output of books - was published in 1921.

Millay was, I may as well say here, a huge influence on me as a child. I'm sure I've written that before. I was given a book of her poems edited for children at about age 7, and read and read it. They were so simple! They were fun! "We were very tired, we were very merry/ we went back and forth all night on the ferry" - once you've read that and know it's poetry, you never have to be afraid of poetry again.

Older, I read the sonnets, of which I do feel some people miss the point nowadays. Yes, they are written in flowery, "sonnet" language. But they are poems about sex and love written by a young woman in the teens and twenties, so the content alone was shocking enough. Plus she livedin Greenwich Village and was bisexual. Millay was fiercely intelligent and independent and sure of her own identity as a writer - and as a woman - at a time when middle-class women didn't work after marriage (she had an open marriage for 26 years and was devastated when her husband died), women couldn't vote, and to be a brainy woman must have seemed almost a contradiction in terms. And she was very pretty, too. (All the pictures I've ever seen of her showe her wearing simple, chic, dark clothing, with white blouses: very elegant.) And her letters are wonderful. Happy Second April.

Picture details: Edna St. Vincent Millay at Mitchell Kennerley's house in Mamaroneck, New York, by Arnold Genthe. Autochrome made 1913. I know the picture looks a bit girly-wirly (but then, so do Steichen's photographs, for example, of New York) but I do love her dress.

Tuesday, 1 April 2008

not to brag...
















... but one has begun National Poetry Writing Month ("NaPoWriMo" just annoys me, sorry) by writing the first (naturally) drafts of two poems, or two parts of one poem entitled First: the first and First: the second. I'd love a third part for it, but nothing came to me today; maybe it will on the third.

(Once I wrote a poem about bigamists on different sides of platforms, waiting for trains, and intercut this with images of Mother and Child Divided, the cow and calf cut in half by Damien Hirst and suspended in formaldehyde. The poem is in three parts, numbered i, ii, and i. No one has ever got it. It's can't go in Me and the Dead because there is not room, but I like it - it will go in the next one.)

So I'm thinking April might work out after all.

clinging to the future like one of those little clippy koala bears


















Well, National Poetry Writing Month has so far got off to a bad start.

I know it's early days yet: my horoscope says that today I will succeed through creativity, so I can cling to that - although last Saturday it said I would meet my deadlines through getting a late start, and that basically sounded a lot better than it was. In practice.

Of course, horoscopes are not supposed to be just about the future, they are about deepening the present, and that is what National Poetry Writing Month is all about. Innit. So we'll cling to that instead.

Edited in: the koalas, or else the spirit of Ted, or else my creativity, or else my Facebook list, are helping me out here. As my kids could tell you - as any fule kno - when playing computer games the thing that makes you good is knowing the cheats. One day maybe I'll tell you what happened when Matty Bradley found the cheat for free will on Sim City. Well, it seems I've found one for this! For my Facebook chum Robert Lee Brewer has got a gig blogging NaPoWriMo prompts on a magazine called Writers' Digest! One a day! That's before the Academy of American Poets poem lands in your inbox, but after you thought you'd run out of ideas. Great stuff. And if I never get a usable poem out of it at least I get to spend the month kidding myself. I might also keep a list of rhyme words open on my desktop...

Meanwhile, here's a picture of Ted Hughes.

Monday, 31 March 2008

keep the doctor away









Every year people are saying to me - okay, on the internet not as I walk down the street or whatever - "Hey. it's National Poetry Month in America, everybody's writing a poem every day for the month of April, wanna try?"

I walk on by stony-faced. I don't have time for that kind of shit.

This year, though - perhaps because I'm not feeling quite overcommitted enough, or maybe there's a little patch of blue hovering over beyind the horizon of my Ted Hughes letters piece (due mid-April), or maybe it's just a mystery - I thought, well, why not? Let's give it a go.

Yes, folks. That's a poem, a whole new poem, every day for thirty days (hath September, April June and oh yes so that's okay then). It sounds good from here, write on the tube, jot down in lunch hour, maybe a scribble in bed of an evening... but then that's how I currently do all the other things I'm doing! The things that make it so I can't write poetry! But then the whole point is that I do, occasionally, write a poem. I fit them into the cracks. Isn't that where they belong, really, I mean really? (Hm. Tell Ted Hughes that. Or Milton. But then, women have always written in the cracks.) And but thirty, in one month? Maybe by the end of it I'll be like the old guys, Keats and Shelley etc,who could knock off a perfectly-rhymed sonnet as a parlour game, or Byron who could write Don Juan while fighting a duel with the other hand...

Anyway, the good news is, it seems that the Academy of American Poets is going to give us something back. I love their little pill box. By signing up to their newsletter you can receive a poem a day, every day, to sweeten the pill of having to write one of the damn things. Not sure it will keep the doctor away in practice: I fully expect to go insane trying to keep up.

And I won't be posting them up here. Bit redundant, that. But I might tell you about them.

just dashing through

A technical issue at work has yielded this bagatelle from good old Wikipedia. I might add that it is possibly the best and most carefully punctuated Wikipedia entry I have ever read.

"Traditionally an em dash—like so—or a spaced em dash — like so — has been used for a dash in running text. The Elements of Typographic Style recommends the more concise spaced en dash – like so – and argues that the length and visual magnitude of an em dash 'belongs to the padded and corseted aesthetic of Victorian typography'."

(I'm crushed. I used to love that aesthetic; I can remember, as a wee child... but never mind. Why, why??)

"The en dash (always with spaces, in running text) and the spaced em dash both have a certain technical advantage over the unspaced em dash. In most typesetting and most word processing, the spacing between words is expected to be variable, so there can be full justification. Alone among punctuation that marks pauses or logical relations in text, the unspaced em dash disables this for the words between which it falls."

Something for all of us to think about, I think - I just wish Blogger would keep up!

Friday, 28 March 2008

undone

Posts:
the one on Tim Lott's article last week about the Orange Prize. It was gonna be a good one, too. I had lots to say, much of it both trenchant and funny at the same time... I can really see what he was saying, too. But in an email I wrote: "lots of worth in here but he shoots his own foot a few times - the subject is just too difficult to be dealt with in terms of numbers, & "what is men's writing?" ( tho wd obv be VERY silly prize) has shockingly many easy, top-of-head answers! Many of which are never called men's writing!! (eg Roth, etc) So. But in the end of course anything which aspires to the condition of "art" rather than just "fiction" must transcend these limitations. I do think a lot of women's writing fails to do that & that must ultimately be Lott's point. But then, is like asking black writers to write as if they were no colour. Can it be done? Should it?"

the one called Being the view; and the viewed

something about Carla-Bruni-Sarkozy-how-sarcastic-can-we-get-etc and her little black patent leather shoes, the remarks in the Indy - "as if she'd taken holy orders" - and the Guardian - "A French schoolgirl crpossed with Jackie Kennedy" - and the creepy way she started reminding me of Princess Diana, in the cynical & outrageous hypocrisy of her dress. Who does she think she's kidding? And yet they all bought it! Her shoes were on the front page!

the cookbook one

the one about how Fresh & Wild in Stoke Newington Church St is selling small white loaves from the Spence - for you non-locals, a bakery about two blocks up the road - for a pound more than the Spence sells them for! When I asked a rather gormless skinny guy in there why this was, he lamely wavered something about transporting it, & then something about the price of flour going up - even though all their other loaves were the same price as ever. When I mentioned all this to the Spence, they said: "We take them the bread every day! They don't have to do anything!" Ladies and gentlemen, do NOT buy Spence bread from Stale & Tame, please! (Alas, I fear the people who are buying it are the very people who are not reading my blog. "Like a Bridge Over Troubled Waters...", methinks.)

fix up link lists in sidebar, they are a total mess and out of date, and both my linkees and you, readers, deserve better.


Books:
Little Monsters, by Charles Lambert

The Anomolies, by Joey Goebel (yes), cover designed by up-&-coming graphic design genius Greg Stevenson

Torture the Artist, now out in proof, from the same author and designer, from Old Street Publishing

Collected Critical Writings of Geoffrey Hill (I may be some time)

Ted Hughes' Selected Letters

In the Sixties, Barry Miles (warning: naked Ginsberg - bloody hell, I didn't know my stomach was so strong!)

The Day of the Locust, Nathanael West

Short Stories of Ambrose Bierce (Civil War ones esp.)

Somebody Else: Arthur Rimbaud in Africa, by Charles Nichols

Them and Us: the American Invasion of British High Society, by Charles Jennings (I need to actually get a copy of this first, but it has my name written all over it, wherever it is)

City of Nets: A Portrait of Hollywood in the Forties, by Otto Friedrich

Los Alamos Mon Amour, by Simon Barraclough (I will however buy this in 13 days at the launch)

Gogol in Rome, Katia Kapovich: I have to get this book. To find out why, see the summer issue of Poetry London


Household tasks & chores:
Mount Everest of laundry is now Himalayas of laundry.

have bought DVD/VCR player (several of you will be pleased to hear) but am too shagged to set it up

dishes

ring cleaner and beg her to come back

er - light bulbs?

buy new lightshade for living room. Find nice lightshade for living room.

where can I get a lamp rewired?

in case cleaner comes back, buy Cif and bleach and spray-for-polish

change the beds.

do the ironing; or at least get the new iron out of the box and put it away, so as to pretend that there was some point in spending that £17.98 and arguing the toss with the asinine kids in Curry's - and throw away the one I bought in Morrison's for £4.49, which no, of course it doesn't work, hello-o.


Writing things:
one review, for Poetry London, due now

send some poems out

edit about three new poems

no, edit about ten new poems

maybe edit first and then send them out!

another review, for The Dark Horse

my secret essay I'm (not) working on

2,000 words (600 down) on Anthony Hecht for the Contemporary Poetry Review

furthermore, I am slowly resolving to take part in the annual Fest that is NaPoWriMo, aka National Poetry Writing Month in America. April: as you can see, truly the cruellest month, bleeding/rhyme words out of dead sounds... But somehow it is increasingly seeming like a potentially good idea. You have to write a poem - no matter how crap - every day during April, which is National Poetry month in the USA. I will not be pinning them up on the walls of Baroque Mansions!


Other:
birthday present for Cat Lady, birthday day before yesterday

call Sis and beg her to go to Mama B's house to look for that picture of Grandfather for the cover of my book!

send Infamous back to LoveFilm

pay British Gas

relax; have weekend! The herbalist has given me herbs to soothe my nerves and improve my energy balance, whilst settling my stomach, but he also tells me he thinks I should try and operate for a bit at 85%, instead of 105%. "Don't over-commit yourself."


And so to bed. Mlle B is out somewhere-or-other with her friends, all being teenagers, and I'm too knackered to watch a DVD in the living room anyway. To bed: I can overheat my lap again with the laptop. And fall asleep over it with the light on. Again. I like to fancy that it gives the Mlle a sense of purpose, coming in and turning it off when she gets in.

Thursday, 27 March 2008

no Lisa Simpson - or is she?












Wow, as you might say. You guys know I don't really follow American politics until I'm put in a position where I have to - but I've just read a long article in the Washington Post (via the Huffington Post) all about the blog (or "blogette") kept by the Republican candidate John McCain's daughter, Meghan. Now I am practicing stroking my own hair, but it isn't as smooth as Meghan's, so I fear it may not do me any good. And anyway, "blogette"? Yet somehow...

I mean, even her blog has staff! Baroque Mansions only sits five comfortably in one room, so that's a non-starter for this place, you'll be either pleased or dismayed to know.

Anyway, here's a taster:

"Some time back, McCain posted to her Web site a detailed explanation of her campaign trail makeup regimen, including her approach to maximizing lash 'density' by blending two brands of mascara, and her technique for priming lips with concealer before applying Benefit brand lip gloss.

'I just decided to do it 'cause a lot of girls were asking,' she says. 'And then I was dutifully punished on the Internet for writing about makeup.' She starts to giggle. 'But I got a lot of good response and Benefit actually sent me an e-mail being like, "We love that you love Benefit!" Yeah. So, I was like, "Yay"'. "

She's 23. She studied art history at Columbia.

And get this:

"The Web site is not affiliated with or funded by the McCain campaign, according to Meghan and a campaign spokeswoman. McCain says she didn't want to have to cede 'creative control' to her dad's staff.

So how does she pay for it?

'We don't talk about it,' McCain says firmly. ' 'Cause, like, once I answer one question it leads to 50 others.'

But, because she is the candidate's daughter, her press requests are routed through the campaign and, at one point, Brooke Buchanan, the McCain campaign's traveling spokeswoman, comes into the room to keep an eye on the interview.

'Hey, girls,' Buchanan says. She perches on the arm of Bae's chair.

'Did you change your hair?' one of the blogettes asks her."

See? She really is just a normal kinda girl. Srsly. And, blogged up, her family really do start to sound like the Simpsons:

"There's sprightly, 96-year-old Roberta McCain, who not too long ago told C-SPAN that the Republican base was just going to have to hold "their nose" and vote for her son. There's the senator, 71, who famously spent 5 1/2 years as a prisoner of war in Vietnam. There's Cindy, 53, John McCain's second wife, who was addicted to prescription painkillers for several years when Meghan was a child, and who in 2004 suffered a stroke. There's Meghan's brother, Jack, in the Naval Academy, and her other brother, Jimmy, a Marine who has served in Iraq. There's her little sister, Bridget, whom the McCains adopted from Bangladesh as an infant, and who was, in Dad's 2000 presidential race, the object of a smear campaign insinuating that she was the product of an illicit union."

And then there's little Lisa, the little PR genius.

The Post again:

"McCain is a political outsider with an insider's access, and on her Web site she notices the things political junkies never would, like the 'really cute' shoes Chelsea Clinton wore when they met. She posts photographs of her own shoes and of the shoes she encounters on the trail, including those belonging to such fashion luminaries as Dick Armey and Henry Kissinger.

'Because I love shoes, and who doesn't want to know what kind of shoes Dr. Kissinger wears?' she writes on her blog.

We didn't know we wanted to know, but now that she mentions it, we kinda do."

Hmm. You couldn't make it up.* She may never even need to fall back on that education, ya think? (Make sure you click on the pic.)

* But if you did, don't forget that foundation!

Wednesday, 26 March 2008

what a difference a word makes











The banana split boat hasn't sailed, has it? Some reader of mine, somewhere, must have missed the storm in a sundae dish over the anonymous poem found in the House of Commons - or somewhere - nobody has actually said where it was found, or how - was it lying upon the stair? Anyway, somehow everybody got to know of it, and very funny it is too:

"As I was going down the stair, I met a man who wasn't Blair.
He wasn't Blair again today. Oh how I wish he'd go away!"

And no one knows who wrote it! It's a complete mystery - a government scandal! A couple of ministers have completely denied that it's anything to do with them, but then, they would say that, wouldn't they.

Of course we're all jolly glad whenever anyone isn't Blair, and we hope it stays that way, but you have to admit that it's a fine thing for Parliamentarians to be taking to their pens like this. It may be only doggerel but revolutions have been started with less. And it pleases me, partly because the original upon which it is based ("As I was going up the stair/ I met a man who wasn't there./ He wasn't there again today...") was told me many many times by my dear Papa, le duc de Baroque, back when he was about ten times bigger than me.

However, the real genius of the piece comes in when my brand-new favourite-ever politician, Austin Mitchell MP (Great Grimsby - fancy a weekend away, anyone?) posted this delicious, and far superior, bagatelle on his blog: the cherry on top. Poetry truly lives in the corridors of power! Austin's whole site is well worth a read. Take these snippets from his "House Diary":

"These are the times that try men`s socialism. Polls disastrous. Morale low. New chums wondering if ritual suicide might be helpful. Blairites in the ascendant with crazed proposals to force the disabled back to work (assuming the Poles leave any jobs) or proclaiming the virtues of wealth, Mandy announcing that Gordon has forgiven him, and Tony sucking up more jobs in his flibbertigibbet progress to the throne of Charlemagne II.* ...Oldie of the Year lunch. Hockney harangues me for voting for the smoking ban, announcing that it will be the death of reflection."

Even his home page is fun. And did you see the picture above? He has something I want.**


* Flibbertigibbet is one of my all-time favourite words.
** & I don't mean a house - although, yes please... (edited in: on reflection I think I mean a nice big empty room, with a polished floor. You could have a vast abode and not have that! But mainly it's the Friendly's sign, of course.)

Sunday, 23 March 2008

the chicken, the egg, Idun's apple, Adam's apple and a few snowflakes












Well, here we are, in the middle of the story. I can never quite break away, in Holy Week, from the idea of being in the throes of a tale unfolding, of being in some kind of real-time replay. And in fact we are: it's spring, and the old exhausted winter must be put to death so new life can be born - whether everlasting or merely until around October is up to you, really. (Of course, I say this now: and it's snowing outside, which for London is just ludicrous of course. Though I'm sure I can remember at least one other Easter when it snowed here.)

One of the oldest and most human of all human attributes is our need for stories. They do literally explain us to ourselves; they also explain the world. Little Miss B was raised, for example, on Greek myths, which were explained to her as the attempts of ancient people to explain the attributes of the world, which is one reason why the myths and legends of different civilisations can be so similar: they are - in the sense that applies only (for all we know) to our own world - universal. This is why Joseph Campbell's Hero With a Thousand Faces was such a seminal book, after the adolescent shock-to-the-system that is The White Goddess: long before Christopher Booker's back-to-basics Seven Basic Plots, they showed us something about how we work. Imagine my joy unbounded when, aged something-or-other, I discovered that the wife of Bragi (the Norse god of poetry) was called Idun, and she had a precious store of apples which helped the gods to stay young. At some point she is lured by Loki out of Asgard, and without her apples the gods age visibly; great means have to be resorted to in order to get her back and restore their eternal youth.

Campbell and Booker are both Jungian in their philosophy, though Booker also bolstered himself with an epigraph from Johnson, just to be on the safe side. And while we don't want to turn "The world's plots into a narrative sludge," as Adam Mars-Jones pithily said in his review of Booker,* it is a good idea to get over this idea that we're somehow more clever than the people who went before us, or that our world is somehow full of things that weren't in theirs, and sometimes to respect something precisely because it's a story, not in spite of it. We're concerned here wih plot, but also with scenario, character and symbol.

Sorry, I'm tying myself up in knots here. I know there are problems with Jung. Jaysus. There are problems with everything. In a minute you'll see how that's the only way we can possibly understand that everything is okay. And no, I don't mean that the Holocaust's okay! We are allowed to have some things, the things that are okay, be okay - I'm trying to say that the point of the story - any story - is to figure out how they are, and which ones they are, and what went wrong when it did go wrong.

Basically, I think what I'm getting at is that although everything is itself - gloriously, beautifully so, as Henry James might have said - everything also represents something else. This is the case if someone who unaccountably disturbs you suddenly reminds you of the bully at school, or if the colour of the wallpaper in a hotel room makes you feel weirdly sad - or happy - and maybe it's the same as in your favourite room in the house where you grew up; or, you know, the stars twinkle out at sea... People talk about symbol being pretentious (eg in discussions of poetry) but all it is is something reminding you of something else, and harnessing or assuming some of the properties of power of that other thing. Hence, in dreams, if you dream about money it represents your "values," aka "what you treasure." Hence eggs mean new life. Also, though the ancients didn't really know it yet, aren't they universe-shaped? Hence also eg female=vessel, male=the thing that goes in the vessel. Smut!

Anyway, so here we are in the middle of a story. When I started writing this last night we were in a very sad bit of the story. I always feel, with Easter, that one should help to act out this story, but maybe only because it's traditional. Then again, why not be traditional? Acting out a story, following it to the point of empathetically becoming part of it, is a good, cathartic thing for us humans. It's why we like movies better on the big screen and why we think 3D is an improvement. (Hm. Maybe I'm the exception.) It's why, as Booker says in the intro to his Seven Basic Plots book, "we take it for granted that the great story-tellers, such as Homer and Shakespeare, should be among the most famous people who ever lived."

On Thursday, after a week of increasing tension and uncertainty, though with great reviews in the popular local press, Jesus sat down to a meal with his friends and followers. The authorities were after him; they didn't like his brand of insurgence and they were frankly annoyed that it was such a hit with the very people they were trying to keep under control. Okay? Then we have the betrayal by the best friend. In the Gnostic Gospel of Judas Jesus even reveals to us, in a touch almost worthy of (though, frankly, subtler than) Italo Calvino, that we are in a story: he says to Judas words along the lines of, "Yes, off you go; you have to betray me, because that's just what you do, and it's the story."

On Friday Jesus is duly taken away by the authorities, driven through the streets and then executed in a particularly nasty, humiliating way - humiliating, on top of everything else, because it is usually reserved for the lowest sorts of thieves and gangsters, horrible people - though, in this story, even they are not allowed to be without their redeeming qualities. I think we don't need to be reminded of the power this part of the story has for us poor humans, who have suffered thousands of years of political and personal oppression, who have been misunderstood and misinterpreted, who have been silenced and misrepresented, who have so often known we were not what we were made through circumstances to seem. Part of the power that this story has is that it is so universally applicable, to large-scale political events - due to the civic nature of Jesus' protest - and also to small, personal disasters. The fact is that this story of Jesus has provided comfort and example to many.

In fact, at the time when he was executed, at 3pm, there was a fearful storm (or was it an eclipse?) and the whole sky went dark. The people who had come to sit vigil with him - or to watch for fun, as there were no movies in those days - were terrified. So although he is stripped of his public pride and killed, there is a hint even here of the power he possesses. He is, of course, Everyman, literally, in that he is God (and the son of God) and, according to this model, God is all of us. So he, God, and all of us, dies and is put in a tomb by his friends.

Of course he rises again! On the third day. That's early today, this morning. The friends went to the tomb to look after his poor body, and discovered the stone in the doorway rolled away, and no body inside. In some versions he speaks to them, says everything is all right, and he's going to work. In some they are left to infer all this. In yet more, the naughty ones, he goes away to Egypt and lives a life of sybaritic pleasure with Mary Magdalene or similar - that's the Alec Guinness version. But whichever it is, today we're all wearing nice clothes and eating hot cross buns and chocolate, and singing songs, because we're acting out the happiness of the friends when they found that their dead friend was alive again, which also meant that they were alive again (because when someone you love dies you do feel as if you too are dead, don't you), and of course it was spring, and Persephone was freed from the Underworld, so everything could grow again and they would all eat in the summer, and in fact everything is in its place and all's right with the world.

Unless you had the story of everything going wrong, how could you possibly know it was all right?













* By the way, in case any of you read the review, I'd just like to say that I think his view of the role of the anima and animus is fundamentally flawed, by being partial. The mistake he seems to be making is to view the thing literally - a very common failing de nos jours - and looking from the dark bottom of the well we know as the politics of gender and sexuality. It just ain't so that because the hero is a male character, seeking to incorporate his anima in the person of the heroine, the reader or viewer must be literally male! Just as she is the anima of him, he is the animus of her. The story is admonishing all of us in the same way.

I'm certainly not above a feminist rendering of a story, and I know there are problems with Jung, but I think on this one we can just let it rest. The ancient stories allow women more power than the ancient world did, and often more than our newer stories do.

Wednesday, 19 March 2008

the elegantly dressed middle brow












Not an easy subject to find a suitable illustration for, even if a girl knows what she means.*

It's something to do with a discussion about Julius Caesar, Hamlet, Brutus, the end of civilisation, Kierkegaard's "unconscious despair," and of course Hamlet (his was conscious); plus having been reading Geoffrey Hill in the bath last night. I could get very serious indeed, and talk about all that. I will, I will... But my origins in the middlebrow middle class make it hard for me to do anything other than undercut myself with bathos, jokes, wilful bringings of the argument back to quotidian concerns (e.g., I have to leave for work, coffee, weird hair day, etc).

One wishes one had more time for serious thought, for seriousness generally, but then when there's time there are meals and bottles of wine to be seen to... Then one wishes one had the depth of reflection. I argued a case the other day only to be shot down completely in flames, and then realised I had argued agains tmy real beliefs, and agreed with the person who shot me down! I mean, he was arguing my real position. And the position I had argued was the middle brow one of "eh, everything's fine, try this."

However, the rest of us does keep going on behind that pernicious, easily-satisfied middle brow, and our job I suppose is to give it enough space so that our despair (or joy, or indeed our understanding) is not completely unconscious... This is where poetry comes in. I was writing to a friend yesterday about the closeness of our dreams - as in, what we dream at night - to poems, at least in me that is often the case. She burbles inconprehensively. But no time to make it right, she really does have to go.

Here's your quote for the day, and I don't want you to read it as about politics!

When history sleeps, it speaks in dreams: on the
forehead of the sleeping people, the poem is a constellation of blood.
When history wakes, image becomes act, the poem happens:
poetry gets into action.

Octavio Paz

There was a picture of Salvadore Dali with something on his forehead but that only reminded me of a middle-brow anecdote, which I'll save for another time.

(Edited in: it strikes me that this is about the opposite of elegance, or the need to rise above elegance, or the limitations of mere elegance, or something like that. Ms B is back at work and has no time for these considerations, except to say that although her shoes have very thin heels they are very comfortable to walk in.)

*
(click on the picture: v interesting blog.)

Tuesday, 18 March 2008

a literary state of affairs

Going over the Baroque archives, it seems to me it's been a little while since I wrote very much about - you know - moi-même. Life in Baroque Mansions. The state of my innards. Les enfants, who are now much larger than their mother and also even more obnoxious. It seems to me that there was a picture, a moving picture if you like, a sort of word film, of our little ménage up here over the rooftops of N16, which has faded dramatically since the return to work, etc. All of a sudden I'm only writing about things like poetry, movies, culture - the things I said I was going to write about - and that can't be much fun for you...

To be honest, though, what with not being about to go blind (that I know of; I haven't written it off completely), not being about to have my guts burst open with pieces of rock flying out in all directions, not being dramatically rushed to Homerton Hospital to be force-fed unsuitable food and five different kinds of antibiotics, and even being over the three-month-long London Cold I suffered from for about - well, three months - the Baroque health has become a rather mediocre affair. I feel a bit tired, is all.

On the bright side, though, I've had the past two two days off in bed, queasy and dizzy (and Sleepy and Grumpy and Droopy and Snory and Peaky), which I wonder what that's about, but whatever it was it wasn't letting me stand up very much. I can't put all the blame on the cheesecake I ate last week - but it is true that I have been too readily reaching for the full-fat products, and my system just isn't coping with them the way it used to. But that's hardly exciting, is it. Let me refresh your attention around the fact that white wine makes an excellent olive oil substitute when cooking things like chicken and white fish.

However, I was severely let down even by my own gluttony, one night last week: just before bed I deliberately tempted fate by eating half an English muffin with toasted chèvre on it, and not one nightmare did I have. I could even say I slept like a lamb.

Anyway, les enfants are mainly residual chez ses père, so those kinds of amusing calamity are much rarer here than they used to be: the fights, the withering sarcasm, the loud music at 1am... The Baby Mummy, whose anti-domesticated antics were so rich and amusing last summer, has long since departed for Other Squats and her baby been scooped up by its grandmama (who is younger than me, but then you can technically be a grandma at 29 so that's not saying much). Briefly reminded of her lately when someone remarked about the acrylic paints on my pillowcases, I could only sigh a nostalgic sigh. Ah for those lost days! Even la petite Mlle B is big, glamorous and surly now, and I do count myself lucky she hasn't yet discovered the joys of paint.

In fact, readers, it has been borne in on me lately that what I am in is a Transitional Phase. No amount of sounding like a part of a sentence can make that any more fun. It means that the old life - upon which, let's face it, so many of the Baroque japes were founded - is now gone, gone with the wind, like the red earth of Tara, while the new one, upon which one hopes to base new japes, is not yet happening. But it will be a sort of middle-aged one, empty-nested and pre-menopausal no doubt, teaching one new kinds of humility and tolerance (stop it, there in the back!), with grown-up sorts of japes, like maybe boiler problems... unless one of my own kids decides to duplicate the Baby-mummy stunt, in which case we will be more like Rapunzel, with me as the wicked king. Will that be as entertaining to read about?

I only go on about this because people have told me they enjoyed reading about our little life, and I've noticed there's not so much of it to read about these days. Kids do grow. The Urban Warrior is less than a year younger than I was when I came to London and embarked on this whole affair, and he lives at his dad's, often with his girlfriend whom I haven't even given a name yet (I mean, she does have one, but it is a Real One, not a Baroque Mansions one), and I have no idea what their japes are, so there is scant material there. The Tall Blond Rock God has gone very quiet indeed; on a recent cinema trip he did tell me about an internet hoaxer called John Titor, who said he was a traveller from the year 2036 or something, but when I googled the fellow, not one of his predictions had come true - so that was a damp squib. Mlle B says she hates having her friends (aka "the girls", upon whom I did dote) sleep over here now, so I never see them any more either. It's all very boring, for which I apologise.

Of course there have been other things going on, as those of you who really know me will know, but not all of these are amusing. Some of them have been distinctly unamusing, such as the fallout from the death of the Baroque dad, various other bits, and the Family Fight to End All Family Fights, which happened on the Thursday before Christmas: that made the Mills-McCartney divorce look like a Von Trapp Family picnic, and has only just begun to settle down. And there's more! Life does go on, bless its little socks of poly-cotton, but it isn't all bloggable. Sometimes it is a terrible waste of one-liners, but that's just the way it is.

I've had a twitch in my right eye for the past week. It started as a searing pain as I arrived at work one morning, like there was a monster's eyelash caught in there, but nothing was ever found - perhaps it was Nessie's eyelash - and then it dwindled to this twitch. A sure sign that I'm tired. And boring.

I haven't even seen my best friend, the high-powered Ms Rational Self-Determinism, since well before Christmas, she has become so high-powered - indeed, horse-powered - she's bought a car, and a cottage in the country, and another dog, and I think a small snake, and all manner of things that Ms B can never, ever hope to keep up with, unless I stop writing this blog and start writing some sort of chick-lit for grandmothers.

We really are reduced to the literary life.

Which reminds me, I have about five projects on the go, and haven't touched them all weekend or over these two sick days, I've been so out of it. In fact, I've largely been asleep. I've just made some coffee - at this hour! - just to try and wake myself up for the evening, so I can go back to work tomorrow, so I may as well try and do a little something, n'est-ce pas? Maybe work on my Secret Essay, which has been percolating in the background.

And you know what, I did write a poem the other day that I like - I like it quite a bit, I think - so I'm feeling pretty good about that. I was working on it while I was having Chapter Twelve of the FFEAFFs on the phone with the Urban Warrior, which I know would not impress him, but rather pleased me. And there was a depressing one last month about a cuckoo clock, and one about some plastic horses. I can't remember the last time I sent any poems out, I should get on it.

But it is nearly spring - the sunsets are getting nice again over our balcony, and I had the door open the other day. And the book will be coming outm, and there will be some sort of party, and before that there will be other people's book and parties, and in short it's not as if there's nothing to do.

And after all that, as it happens, Mlle B is on her way over for the next two evenings, so there will be rice cooked and Famous Pork Chops reheated (the ones that made me feel so utterly sick yesterday, but they're fine, it was me - & I'm not going to eat) and laundry to do and the bath to fight over and the breadcrumbs to sweep up, unless I can avoid it. You see we're still a hub!

Monday, 17 March 2008

the death of the reader of criticism



















"In McDonald’s deft polemic, The Death of the Critic" - writes John Mullan in the TLS - "it seems just right; for there has been something comical about the eagerness of academics to scorn the notion that some books are better than others. The analogy is characteristic of McDonald’s tone, a kind of humorous exasperation that runs through his book. 'The critic' has never had a good name, and McDonald admits that when he told people what his book was to be called, 'they immediately assumed I was writing a celebration' of the critic’s demise. But this is a polemic in favour of the critic as a 'knowledgeable arbiter'. In McDonald’s account, it is a reason for sharp regret that no one cares any more about 'the critic', that no one outside universities reads books of literary criticism."

Er - [sic].

Or is it that the critics - and their critics - are so blinded by the light emanating from their ivory towers that they can't even see us, their readers?

Anyway, Mullan continues: " Nowadays, there are more critical responses than ever, but critical authority has been devolved from the experts. McDonald surveys the rise of blogs and readers’ reviews, of television and newspaper polls and reading groups, under the heading “We Are All Critics Now”. He argues that the demise of critical expertise brings not a liberating democracy of taste, but conservatism and repetition."

I think this is a potentially fair point. But most critics have historically also been conservative and repetitive, because very few have been great. You can't create greatness; all you can do is let it happen, and hope you recognise it when it does.

There's a post about this on Alfred Corn's very interesting weblog which, if anything, points up indirectly the ways in which blogging has probably not changed the critical climate all that much; it has just created another arena.

Anyway, the bones of this post were drafted last night after I got in from reading, and I think I was a bit tired. I'll go back and reread that TLS piece. Not sure what to do if this post subseqwuently makes no sense, because I'm rather fond of my picture-searching effort.

Thursday, 13 March 2008

no time to post...


















the elegantly dressed, thinking of Dr Johnson

Tuesday, 11 March 2008

Job can haz cheezburger?













Oh, hai. Has happend. Thx to da alwayz-araldite David Wheatley Ms B fownded out - the Bible is being translated into lolcat!

I mean, OMG wut waz I tawkin, dat kittehs uv tehday not haz touch wif cultural hertilage, no srsly, wtf!!

Here's a sample:

Prowlog

1 In teh land of Uz wuz a man calded Job. Teh man wuz goodz, wif respeck fur teh Ceiling Cat and hated evilz.2 Teh man hadz seven sunz and tree doters,3 And lots of sheepz and camlez and rinoceruseses and servnts, srsly.4 His sunz tok turns mading cookies, and they all eated them.5 And Job wuz liek "Oh noes! Wut if cookies were sin? Gota prey, just in cased."

Furst Tess

6 Teh ayngles wented to seez Ceiling Cat, and Saitin wented two.7 Ceiling Cat axt Saitin, "Wher wuz u?" Saitin saied "Oh, hai. I'z wuz in ur earth, wawking up and down uponz it."8 Teh Ceiling Cat sayd "Has u seen mai servnt Job? He can has cheezburger cuz he laiks me."

9 "No wai!" sed Saitin.10 "U just plyin favrits.11 If u take his cheezburgers, oar his bukkit, he no laiks u no moar."

12 Then teh Ceiling Cat sed "Okai, u can take his bukkit, but no hurtzing Job hissef." And then Saitin went awai.


13 Wun day Jobes' sunz and doters were eateding cookies at teh oldest wuns hoose,14 And a mans cam to told Job a mesege. "Ur donkzeys and moo cows was eateding grass"15 And thens teh servnts was atacked by some dudez and ur naminals was stoldz by them and only i got wai."

16 And then anotter mans cam to told Job a diffrant mesege. He sed "Teh Ceiling Cat maids fyr fall from teh skys and it burnded ur sheepz and more servnts and only i got awai."

17 And thens a more diffranter mans cam to told Job a mesege. "Sum Chaldean dudez took ur rinoceroseseses and killd moar servnts and only i got wai."

18 And then 1 moar mans cam to told Job a mesege.19 "Ur sunz howse feld over and skwishded evryones. Sry."

20 Then Job got upt and shaved and was liek "Gota prey now."

21 "Teh Ceiling Cat giv me cheezburger, teh Ceiling Cat takded mah cheezburger awai. I stil laiks teh Ceiling Cat."

22 And teh Ceiling Cat sed "I winz!!"


An laik, Ms B now lates fur werk, awl cuz uv she be seens menny menny lolcat pitchurs an cannot stopz lookin. She be thinkin in lolcatz naow which not guds fer da meetinz. She iz bad kitteh. Kthxbai.

Monday, 10 March 2008

us and the dead; or, an entire world in your pocket; or, don't let a mobile phone ruin your movie

Well done the Guardian, for their series on Great Twentieth Century Poets: starting tomorrow they will be including free booklets from the likes of Eliot, Plath, etc, with our morning papers. It would have been nice for the list to be a little less obvious than "Eliot, Larkin, Plath" - maybe "Stevens, Auden, Bishop," or even "MacNeice, Bunting, Stevie Smith" - but it feels churlish to complain.

The series was heralded on Saturday with a plea from Sean O'Brien for the common culture we're losing to the Big Brother generation:

"What saddens me is that, when my friends' daughter reads Eliot, material that had remained until recently common property among educated people - for example, biblical allusion - is a closed book to her, a difficulty that seems to offer her attention no reward. She is by no means alone.

"There are many for whom this problem seems trivial. The word 'relevance' looms - that contemporary fetish, so often brandished to mitigate ignorance and justify a failure of curiosity. I would argue that my friends' daughter and many young people like her suffer a loss of liberty when the past is in effect closed down and the present becomes the measure of all things. Such young people have, in effect, no history, and this being so, their own significance is diminished. The problem is not whether Shakespeare or the Bible or TS Eliot is 'relevant' to them, but whether they can see themselves as part of a continuum, a community extending across history."

Of course, this is precisely what we are losing. I know many even quite well-educated people who have little frame of reference outside the right-now: in the arts, particularly, this becomes scary. We will lose access (talk about 'accessability'!) to the roots of our own culture.

It has been pointed out to me in relation to this that "there's so much more present than there used to be," meaning the good old Information Highway (do we still say that?). My friend is an avid reader of novels, blogs, websites, the news, etc. He's no slouch. And he doesn't get the notion that we're losing anything by not getting the past.

Meanwhile, Information Highway firmly in mind, the Boston Globe takes another slant on the same problem, in an article about the forgotten virtues of plain old boredom (as in, what did you used to do when you were stuck in a traffic jam on the plain old Interstate Highway?):

"Marcel Proust describes his protagonist, Marcel, dunking a madeleine cookie into his teacup.

"'Dispirited after a dreary day with the prospect of a depressing morrow, I raised to my lips a spoonful of the tea in which I had soaked a morsel of the cake', Proust wrote. 'And at once the vicissitudes of life had become indifferent to me, its disasters innocuous, its brevity illusory . . . I had ceased now to feel mediocre, contingent, mortal'.

"Marcel's senses are recalibrated, his experiences deepened, and the very nature of memory begins to reveal itself. But it is only through the strenuous process of clearing his mind and concentrating that his thoughts begin to unfurl completely, immersing him in memory. Had Marcel been holding a silver clamshell phone in his hand instead of the delicately scalloped cookie, perhaps he could have quieted the boredom with a quick game of cellphone Tetris. And had Proust come of age with an iPhone in his hand and the expectation that his entire world fit in his pocket, he may never have written his grandiose novel."

What seems apparent to me is that many people, even in the creative professions - where, let's face it, one might hope to find elastic, intuitive minds - are lacking the ability to make connections - to see something as being "relevant" in the light of something else - to contextualise, in short. Because they've forgotten that we're only a part of the picture. And, with so lilttle white space around them, they've lost the ability to go inside themselves and find their own context.

Anyway, roll on this Guardian series, though it would be nice to see it backed up with recommendations of a few currently-living poets... you know: the canon of tomorrow...

Tuesday, 4 March 2008

march forth

It's a sentence; it's a date; it's National Grammar Day! (In America, that is. And yes, I know that's a sentence fragment. And that I started that sentence with "and." And, oh forget it.)

Go on, then - be nice to your grammar. Send her a card.


Also: just because it's there! A blog for people like me. Editors.

Monday, 3 March 2008

ten writery bits

Just to clear it up: that says "writery," not "wittery." But it could as well be either, I agree. Anyway, I never even left the house yesterday, and I did get rather a lot done.

1. Have finally finished transcribing, editing, typing poetry quotes into, fleshing out, etc, a long interview I thought I would never finish, with (the very patient) Ruth Fainlight. The editor in question is calling it "an important document" - which it had better be! It's taken long enough to see it to fruition. In all modesty I can say I think it is a jolly entertaining read, but that isn't really modesty, is it. Though it was mainly Ruth who was so entertaining. There will be champers all round in Baroque Mansions when it finally sees the light of day.

2. Spent the afternoon - after that - gathering piles of paper from all around my house and putting things in folders, the bin, etc, and propping the folders up with two bookends I found in the bins at the end of the building. They're cute: they look like little books. My new study area looks very cosy. Now, if only I could get that blasted G4 working again, that the hard drive blew out! (There seems to be a website where I can buy a hard drive for about £35, and put it in myself. I'm sure I can do that. I just hope it's the hard drive that's the problem. Any geeks out there who care to talk me through it?)

3. But where do you buy light bulbs for a lava lamp from? (Answer: not Morrisons.)

4. Have finished reading - ta da! - Jane Holland's wonderful new unpublished manuscript, Camper Van Blues. If she can brag all the time I can certainly brag about her. Right, Jane? It's marvellous. I'll say no more. The cheque, is it in the post?

5. Have received my copy of the new issue (40) of Magma magazine, guest-edited by the indefatigable Roddy Lumsden, which launches tonight at the Troubadour in Earls Court. The issue contains - as Rob MacKenzie has already posted* - two poems by him, plus a review by him and a review by me. (My poems got lost in the ether, apparently blown away by a cruel wind of fate.) My review was a very hard one to write, and I hope very much that it's all right. Phew. I've had to say I didn't think a book was all that it should be, and trust me: it is just as hard for me as for the author of the book! I've sweated blood.**

6. I'm reading Katia Kapovich's second collection, Cossacks and Bandits, and enjoying it. It's fresh. I'll be reviewing it in Poetry London, with other titles, so that's all I'll say for now.

7. I bought five folders at the weekend. They now have things in them, hurrah! That's five piles of crap that used to live under the (beautiful, Ercol: God how I love it) coffee table.

8. I also had the great luck to read (again) a certain unpublished play in draft form, for comments. More anon. It is ineffably beautiful, and weepingly funny, and has Oscar Wilde in it, and I feel certain it will see the light of day.

9. Plus there is another book, a non-literary one, I am reading for a friend, and it is also a charming read, but golly, all this takes time. I have till Thursday on this one. More anon. They already have a publishers contract.

10. Finished my lunch now. Have you noticed how most of my writing life these days seems to consist of reading? I know.


* Though this post is nothing at all like Rob's blog, it was partly inspired by it, as I realise I am always wittering on about other things, anod not about my writing. But then, most of this stuff is not my writing. Rob is going to read all of Paradise Lost in a month, as a result of reading Claire Tomalin's article in Saturday's Guardian. (It really was rather thrilling.) And that's the difference: Rob read it and decided to read Milton. I read it, reminisced about what Milton I have read, and then tried to think if I could somehow get a blog post out of it in, say, under 15 minutes. In mitigation, I do have Paradise Lost on my iPod.

** Ew!! Not like in La Reine Margot, thank Jesus.

Saturday, 1 March 2008

in which I can't lift a kettle, or move my upper right arm forward, and the shooting pains go all the way through my neck, shoulder, elbow and hand

repetitive strain injury
remedial main penury
regressive pain after tea
impressive slain manatee
repressive grain misery
re: pets you've had spayed recently
reptilian stain industry
competitive train allergy
collectively staid orgy
rat-a-tat-tat sprayin' in your tree
repetitive strain injury
repetitive Australian immunity
repetitive stay no relieve
recititive stage ill-at-ease
Castilian sprain energy
reductive brain synergy
ridiculous complain industry
unable-to-lift-the-kettle-silly-me
rebarbative complainant jury
attempted restraint Don Giovanni
retentive neck indignity
suspended bag weight, you see
you-bet-it-is stray ninja, see
tentative strange in a dream
sensitive maid hypocrisy
repetitive strain injury
hesitant torn muscle slave
types with one hand analgese
repetitive dream industry
repetitive blain Nurofen
repetive repetitive indignity
repetitive groin analgesia
restive hand on the mouse
"living with words," don't you see
repetitive pain pain pain foundry
dull aches and a sudden ripping feeling
and here I am typing idiocy
repetitive deadline Saturday
delicatessen no laptop carry
redemptive recycling no carry
competitive Ted Hughes no carry
attempted arm-sling black coffee
repetitive drain idiocy idiocy

Friday, 22 February 2008

the Jarmans are coming

Funny: I woke up this morning thinking about Derek Jarman, for some reason. Then on the way to work, in the Metro, I read an interview with the filmmaker Isaac Julien, who is curating a Jarman exhibition at the Serpentine, featuring a film he has made over the past - I think - 18 years. He credits Jarman with inspiring him with his vision of film as a kind of poetry, rather than as a kind of narrative structure.* (Julien has filmed a version of Derek Walcott's epic Homer-based poem Omeros, but I haven't seen it. He clearly really is interested in poetry; and perhaps also in people called Derek...)

I tried to look all this up on the Metro's website so I could get the actual quote, but it is an appalling Heat!-style fiasco, bearing no resemblance at all to the paper. Lots of celebrities and football and, natch, no Jarman.

Unfortunately the film is also full of Tilda Swinton, and I don't know. Something about her always makes me want to pinch her, to see if she can move her facial muscles spontaneously.

* i.e., an extension of the novel. This is interesting in another way: I remember at the time, it was all Jarman/painting, all about the visuals. The Caravaggio one obviously accentuated this association. Was Jarman irredeemably a creature of the eighties, like Peter Greenaway (don't make me), or would his films still stand as interesting art? And would it shed a light on the film-as-poetry thing? Ideas and responses welcome.

I know: he has come to stand for something else, so that the films are now almost beside the point, but I'm not sure what that thing is. Human courage, maybe. Aliveness: he certainly had that. He was writing to the Times the week before he died. I've read parts of his journals, he was a terrible misogynist.