Wednesday, 30 May 2007

setting the tone














Anyone out and about in Stoke Newington on Friday night could do nothing better than pop into Stage B, where lively local band The Homertones will be performing a rare set.

Featuring a glittering line-up of old codgers - sorry, according to their advance publicity, ' silver rockers' - all hailing from the Homerton/Clapton/Stoke Newington area, the band will remind you why you love living in Hackney, even as you jump to the jive. It'll be even better if you like Hawaiian shirts.

As I'm plugging this gig - and as we all know it'll be a fun night out, you can maybe get a pizza first and then dance it off to the kind of live music that just makes everybody feel great - I won't tell you about the fight that broke out on the pavement ouside Stage B, one day last summer when Mlle B and I were standing outside Il Bacio Express waiting for a take-away pizza... suffice to say that when I complained to the woman at the bar about the rapid escalation of shouting, swearing and staggering, she started shouting at me - turns out the drunk throwing punches was one of their oldest friends...

Fine time to be had by all, guaranteed:

Stage B, 98-100 Stoke Newington Church Street N16
Friday 1st June from 9 pm

Featuring:

Alan Cripps - guitar/harmonica/vocals

Andrew Wilkes - bass/vocals

Adam Griffith - keyboards/mandolin/vocals

Rob Campbell - guitar/vocals

Guy Smith - sax

Arnold Lane - drums


Playing songs by Louis Jordan, Sam Cooke and many others.

another reason to love westwood

Vivienne Westwood has apparently shocked the respectable journalists of the Guardian with her Hay-on-Wye antics. You can understand that: she's kind of a long way from your usual Hay type, the Sebastian Faulkes or even Mariella Frostrup.

And while she was shocking them with her fashionable strops (not that kind of strop - please! Or you'll be shocking the rest of us too) she was also recasting herself as a 'thinker'. Well, I don't see why not. She is definitely an artist. And while artists are notoriously not always intellectuals, they are at the vanguard of cultural life. So let her be a thinker.

Here's what she says (taken from an article in the Independent):

"In Active Resistance to Propaganda, she called on people to eschew trash television and magazines and encouraged them to read and visit galleries and concerts instead. The human race had never appeared as ugly to her as it did today, she said.



"It must be to do with mass marketing that is producing a whole sea of clones across the world," she said. In her lecture, No Art, No Progress, she identified two social evils: "organised lying" and "non-stop distraction", which she described as filling people's minds with rubbish so that no one could think. But by viewing the world through culture and by becoming more cultivated, people would become more human."



I can only applaud that. That Westwood prizes civilisation above all else is evident in the gorgeous cutting of her garments, the way she has taken the celebration of human form which is high fashion and made it something new, strange and wonderful. At 66 she is still alarming, and that is as it should be.



The most interesting thing to me about Westwood's above-stated position - aside from the fact that I agree 150%, and aside from her wonderful turn of phrase regarding distraction - is how similar it sounds to what Philip Pullman - who really is an intellectual - was saying the other day.



Pullman is talking specifically about the decline in children's television programming - both in quantity of non-commercial programming and in the overall quality, and in fact the intention of it. This is, in one small area, exactly what Westwood is talking about on a more macro level.



Pullman says (I quote from the Observer):

"'Children are regarded by broadcasters as a marketing opportunity at best, a dangerous and feral threat at worst, and an expensive nuisance otherwise,' Pullman said. 'This social poison goes much deeper than broadcasting, of course, but it's particularly visible there....



"But Pullman is concerned the damage done to children's television has gone too far to be corrected without more effort. 'The ideology of "profit before everything" in children's television is toxic,' he said. 'When young audiences are regarded as customers to be separated from their money as quickly and efficiently as possible, there is no chance for life-enhancing work to flourish.'"



The best thing of all - that Westwood was so much more eloquent!

This post has been brough to you as an elegantly dressed Wednesday special*


* I say special - that could also be The Specials...

elegantly dressed conspiracy


















Kit Marlowe: a bit more like it


The Baroque review of Pirates 3 is half-written but, alas, not finished yet, and here we find ourselves already catapulted into Wednesday! It's not just any Wednesday, either: it is the anniversary of a day of dark doings in Deptford.

The year was 1593. Was Christopher Marlowe really stabbed in an argument over a tavern bill - the famous 'large reckoninge in a small room'? Was he murdered by Walsingham's men before he could be brought to trial for 'heresy'?* Or was this most famous death faked, and not a death at all, just a ruse to spirit the man away so he could become Shakespeare?

Marlowe had been arrested ten days before his death - on May 20 - and, strangely in a 'heresy' case, released. In 1912 papers were discovered which gave the address in Deptford where Marlowe spent his last day as a private house, not a tavern at all. So... what really happened?

It's an elegant mystery revolving around an elegant mind, a mystery which may hold the key to English literature - a mystery still unsolved, planted in hideously sophisticated times, and about a man who knew how to dress.


* to employ a contemporary form of words, in Marlowe's case it was more like "heresy plus'. One person had already given statements about him under torture.

Monday, 28 May 2007

aghhhh!!!!



















Okay, who's the happiest girl in the world?!?

See, I was right - it is
more fun! Thank you, The Spine!

I will report back on the movie. I have a reliable 14-year-old opinion that it is "better than the second one but not as good as the first" - that'll do me.

wisdom from beyond...

Close scrutinisers of the comments boxes on this site will know that there was a small question about the reliability of horoscopes as sources of insight. The issue was resolved only as so many thorny issues are, by your correspondent here saying she thought something was funny.

However, there must be something in it, because she has seen fit to try out a strange, new e-divination tool she found over at The Moon Topples. It's kind of like the I Ching, only less cryptic, and you don't need any little sticks. You just type "[your name] needs" into Google, and see what you get.

Here's what I got:*


Ms Baroque needs fish money.**

Ms Baroque needs a level table or surface.***

Ms Baroque needs to wear a ball gown.

Ms Baroque needs to get home, and get home soon.

Ms Baroque needs a pony, people.****

Ms Baroque needs to be part of the overall planning.

Ms Baroque needs to know.*****

Ms Baroque needs to understand that her outlook could negatively affect the performance of her department.

Ms Baroque needs rescue to get out alive.

Ms Baroque needs to butch it up a little.******

Ms Baroque needs to take the initiative here.

Ms Baroque needs every ounce of her courage.

Ms Baroque needs to eat some sweets.*******

Ms Baroque needs a little of that juice too.

Ms Baroque needs a mental break.

Ms Baroque needs to stop going to so many anime conventions.********

But most of all,

Ms Baroque needs a projectionist.*********


* Naturally, I have edited it a little, put them in order, and sort of turned them into a crap Google poem. It's more fun that way.

** This is so true, with my special diet. It's bankrupting me. Sausages & mash are much cheaper.

*** Of course.

**** Surprised, eh?

***** Everything. Always.

****** I am so not in touch with my masculine side.

******* Actually, Ms Baroque needs to eat a little less sweets. There is a reason I normally stick to extra-dark chocolate!

******** Whatever those are.

********* Like I said!

Sunday, 27 May 2007

I'm a bouncing ball, and I'm bouncing back to you-ou...


















Renoir's Umbrellas. If I were The Spine I would have got Captain Jack Sparrow into this picture, and it would be a lot more fun.

Well, saints be praised, I'm not (given the opportunity, of course) Cliff Richard. But I'm pleased to announce that the immediate danger has passed: I went for my coffee; sat in the cafe with my laptop (you see why I love it so much?); worked quite fruitfully on revisions to three poems, one of which has been troubling me for several years but which I now need for something;* had a conversation with my eldest, the Urban Warrior, about how he wanted £10, etc; and, in short, felt much more normal. I fear Mama Baroque is right: left** to itself, the Baroque brain can be a bit on the clamorous side of pleasant.

What was nice was being out in the rain, actually. I think I always like it when people have umbrellas up; it reminds me of the Renoir, which must have made quite an impression on me as a child. Stoke Newington looks almost different, people are different, in the rain - but Church Street is a minefield of loose paving stones, which splash very annoying cold splashes onto your ankles.

Tomorrow looks better: a hair appointment in the morning, followed by Pirates of the Caribbean in the afternoon with Mlle B. I really don't care if it's shite. I'm not worried at all. Come on!


* It's called Nero the Beautiful and is about the Emperor Nero's conception of himself as an artist. It's a sort of companion piece to one I'm currently working in called The Kingdom of Children, which is about an atrocity committed in the 12th century by King Louis VII of France when he was only about 22, and for which he atoned by going on a disastrously bloody crusade.

** Do you like that? 'Right: left'?

another bank holiday weekend

Spot the signs.

The kids - I say kids, but the boys never even come here any more, they've realised there are too many rules, and besides, their father lets them lock themselves in their rooms - anyway Mlle B, plus the others, are all at their dad's for the week.

All my friends are busy. One's in St Ives. lucky thing, and others are not answering their phones. They all have kids who can't run away from them, so they're busy, and also they all have boyfriends. Or even more extreme, they have husbands! Some of them managed to keep theirs, and some did the impossible and managed to find new ones. I've gone through the whole thing of wondering why I'm the only person I know who doesn't have a partner - in fact, the attempts to have one, the stupid relationships and ill-advised what-have-I-got-to-lose peccadilloes, have gained me such a reputation that everyone laughs if I complain... anyway, English men (apologies if you are one, reading this) just seem to want to get drunk and drag someone up to their bed, and then forget about it till next time. (They also seem to have such an increbible penchant for adultery that they'll even pretend not to be elsewhere engaged, in case you spoiled their fun!) Eventually anyone would get bored. I'm still waiting for a single guy who'll talk to me sober.

One friend's parents have just arrived in town, which is lovely, except I was firmly put in my place on their account when suggesting a coffee. There was a time when it would have been, "Oh, my parents would love to see you!" so I'm not sure what's happened there. It's not just this weekend, either. It's like my kids, I guess: she's grown out of me. Maybe I'm not fun enough.

Everyone else must just be busy. And they only want to get together evenings, midweek, anyway. Right now I'm too knackered to do that. And anyway it wouldn't solve the problem of the interminable weekend.

And now, halfway through yet another one, boy am I bored! No one will help me move the bookcase that's stuck halfway across a room (I've been trying to get them to help me for almost a year, and finally yesterday I just thought fuck it, and started - but I just can't do it). There's nothing happening later today - or indeed tomorrow - to look forward to. I could go to the cinema, I suppose, alone. I could waste yet another day trying to ring people only to be told everyone's busy.

I should be writing, I wanted to be writing, I planned to write - but I can't. I'm restless. Writing is not best done as a displacement activity.

Rain! The vital ingredient of any long weekend. I could "go out for a coffee" - take the laptop, feel like I'm accomplishing something - but I'd have to get a bus there. I could go to the cafe in the park, but I'd get soaked. Not ideal with laptop, or notebook, or whatever. And it's just so boring, constantly having to do it all alone, pointlessly, aimlessly, for no reason except something to do.

If I go into town I'll just be the same and anyway, I can't eat anywhere on my stupid low-fat diet, and I get this lassitude descending on me after being out for a couple of hours. It comes to something when you're actually looking forward to an operation. (And even being sick, I have to say, does provide an excuse for being alone in the house, but it isn't the reason for it! I was alone in the house before.)

Yesterday I came out of the supermarket and thought I'd just sit in the pub with the Guardian and a glass of wine. I did; and that was when it set in, as I sat there like the invisible woman for an hour while everyone else smoked and drank and talked to all their adorable, amusing friends. There was a guy with amazing blue eyes and a smiley face at the next table, but he looked right through me.

Who could stand the certainty of living all alone forever? There's no distraction from anything, no one else's ideas, no one to give you moral support for the hard stuff like bills and Ikea - no one to DO any of the hard stuff - you have to go out if you want even the slightest bit of company - you can never relax, you have to be always interesting and fun, because you're having to earn people's interest. And you don't get to just have some reassurance or whatever, because friendships aren't like that in the city. It's not like TV where people get a phone call - they answer their phones - and, in response to thier friend's distress, drop everything and go to their actual flat. You have to book in a date. Thursday week," for example. And you meet up in public, for a pizza or a movie. You want a bit of company, it'll cost you £20. All that will happen is one will get older and more decrepit, and less interesting, and with less and less right to anyone's attention and, as you presumably will retire, less and less money for doing nice things.

People say I should relish my independence, but I don't. I take independence for granted - which may be silly, as men don't seem to like it. I used to take affection, company, a helping hand, and the feeling of being wanted for granted. Now that WAS silly.

Hm, well that's killed an hour. Maybe I should get dressed and go for a coffee.

more on the creative mind

(No, not "Moron, the Creative Mind.")

To continue our series investigating - via the words of others - the whereness, whatness and wtf-ness of the Poetickal Sensibility,* here is a short passage from the blog of Bobby Farouk. (It's not the whole post, by the way. There's more.) As you can see, Bobby understands.

"Imagination may sound wonderful" (writes Bobby) "but I’m here to tell you this: I have seen it all and I’m sick of it.

"This morning in the shower there’s Our Holy Mother in a strand of hair clinging to the wall. Dancing a sort of jig...

"My parent’s bathroom floor tiles looked like curtains of waterfalls. I’m talking about water falling a long way, and behind them were these moaning faces and contorted bodies, a universe of tormented souls trapped in linoleum. Of course you can’t tell Mom and Dad that when you’re a kid.

"At least the bathroom floor in my apartment isn’t so scary. There’s a centerfielder diving for a fly ball, a waiter walking across the room with a tray of tall drinks, a cowboy riding a bronco, a clown suppressing a sneeze. I’ve seen Teddy Roosevelt, Karl Marx, Lloyd George, John Wilkes Booth, Leon Trotsky, Jerry Garcia, Genghis Khan, and Woodrow Wilson wearing a turban."

This reminds me of something Mama Baroque said to me one time, a long time ago. She was saying something about not understanding how my mind works. Maybe I'd been telling her a dream or something. And she goes, "You know, I've always wanted to spend an hour in your head, just to see what on earth it's like."

I go, "oka-ayyy..."

She goes, "But no more than that! I don't think I could stand it."

And in fact, as it goes: "Not nearly so amusing as it sounds," concludes Bobby.

I think that's what Mom was afraid of.


*By the way, it's not a deliberate, researched, serious, edited series. If it were I'd be hitting you right now with the letters of Keats and Coleridge, and quotations from the Bloodaxe Book of Poetry Quotations.

Saturday, 26 May 2007

two old codgers












My surly Estonian uncle was in the hospital this week in New York State. (Yes, have you noticed? The elder Baroques are not taking proper care of themselves at all.) It turns out he's had a heart attack and it was very scary, but it was a minor one and he's home now. He's even been talked out of setting up his usual flea market stall today. (I know, I know: selling the family silver, I've complained and complained.)

While he was in the hospital there were two very old codgers in the corridor, conversing competitively about their medical histories.

One codger was saying: "Well, did you ever have a colonoscopy?"

"Yeah, I had one of those," said the second codger. "But did you ever have your left testicle removed?"

"No, I never had that," the first codger replied, "but have you lost all your toes to frostbite?"

As I told my aunt, you wouldn't want to look at either of them too closely after hearing that.

what is poetry?

There are no pigs in this post. I was reading in bed last night in my lovely little Nonesuch edition of William Hazlitt, and discovered this bagatelle, which is, like, so what I have been trying to tell people..?

"Many people suppose that poetry is something to be found only in books, contained in lines of ten syllables, with like endings: but wherever there is a sense of beauty, or power, or harmony, as in the motion of a wave of the sea, in the growth of a flower that 'spreads its sweet leaves to the air, and dedicates its beauty to the sun', -- there is poetry, in its birth. If history is a grave study, poetry may be said to be a graver: its materials lie deeper, and are spread wider.

"History treats, for the most part, of the cumbrous and unwieldy masses of things, the empty cases in which the affairs of the world are packed, under the heads of intrigue or war, in different states, and from century to century: but there is no thought or feeling that can have entered into the mind of man, which he would be eager to communicate to others, or which they would listen to with delight, that is not a fit subject for poetry. It is not a branch of authorship: it is 'the stuff of which our life is made'. The rest is 'mere oblivion', a dead letter: for all that is worth remembering in life, is the poetry of it. Fear is poetry, hope is poetry, love is poetry, hatred is poetry; contempt, jealousy, remorse, admiration, wonder, pity, despair, or madness, are all poetry.

"Poetry is that fine particle within us, that expands, rarefies, refines, raises our whole being: without it 'man's life is poor as beast's'. Man is a poetical animal: and those of us who do not study the principles of poetry, act upon them all our lives, like Moliere's Bourgeois Gentilhomme, who had always spoken prose without knowing it. The child is a poet in fact, when he first plays at hide-and-seek, or repeats the story of Jack the Giant-killer; the shepherd-boy is a poet, when he first crowns his mistress with a garland of flowers; the country-man when he stops to look at the rainbow; the city-apprentice, when be gazes after the Lord Mayor's show; the miser, when he hugs his gold; the courtier who builds his hopes upon a smile; the savage who paints his idol with blood; the slave who worships a tyrant, or the tyrant, who fancies himself a god; -- the vain, the ambitious, the proud, the choleric man, the hero and the coward, the beggar and the king, the rich and the poor, the young and the old, all live in a world of their own making; and the poet does no more than describe what all the others think and act. If his art is folly and madness, it is folly and madness at second hand. There is warrant for it."

nb. Paragraph breaks are mine. Hazlitt, though consistently delightful in multifarious other ways, never mastered even the rudiments of writing for the web.

what is a poet?













More on this theme coming up shortly: but in the meantime, here's a taster (as it were) with a swineherd in it!

Brought to you via Dick Jones' Patteran Pages:

"What is a poet? An unhappy man who in his heart harbors a deep anguish, but whose lips are so fashioned that the moans and cries which pass over them are transformed into ravishing music. His fate is like that of the unfortunate victims whom the tyrant Phalaris imprisoned in a brazen bull, and slowly tortured over a steady fire; their cries could not reach the tyrant's ears so as to strike terror into his heart; when they reached his ears they sounded like sweet music. And men crowd about the poet and say to him, 'Sing for us soon again' - which is as much as to say, 'May new sufferings torment your soul, but may your lips be fashioned as before; for the cries would only distress us, but the music, the music is delightful.' And the critics come forward and say, 'That is perfectly done - just as it should be, according to the rules of aesthetics.' Now it is understood that a critic resembles a poet to a hair; he only lacks the anguish in his heart and the music upon his lips. I tell you, I would rather be a swineherd, understood by the swine, than a poet misunderstood by men."

Søren Kierkegaard

Thursday, 24 May 2007

kind to poetry

It has been suggested to me that I 'never post poems on my blog'. While I would point out that I have, very occasionally, put poems on here, I generally agree with the observation. However, I am in a good mood with poetry today. For a change it's being nice to me so I will be nice back.

In a moment of social weakness, also, I posted this work-in-progress elsewhere the other day, and it seems odd to let them see it over there and not you over here. It also ties in nicely to Sunday's magic pig theme.

In Which the Poet Adopts the Shape of a Swineherd, to Little Avail

I love you the more because you remind me
of a painting I saw, of a young pig

kneeling to declare its love to a swineherd.
Oh love me not, young swineherd-fancier,

keening at the morning star, staring at my visage,
but leave me, pig-headed swine that I too am.

Desiring to be heard, and panting
with the effort of the hill, the still-

reeling porcine lover prepares its declaration,
fated always to be ill-fêted.

For why should all my originality,
my selfness, or anyone’s, be subsumed

in some porkish hankering to be loved,
to be not part of the herd, to hoard goodwill

like a memento ⎯ nailing its pictures to your hard-walled heart
⎯ hoping that through accumulation,

by laying its platitudes over each other
one by one, its will will supercede will and become

Love? The hill declines. The pig becomes a boy.
The swineherd changes back into a girl.

Love becomes a painting with tiny brushstrokes.
The painting becomes a dream I dreamed

long before I knew or thought of you.
The very thought’s a vapour.


Wednesday, 23 May 2007

elegantly dressed philosophy














(alas, my friends know I would wear these. Don't they make you feel happy just looking at them.)

Rather than feature one elegantly-dressed person this Wednesday, I would like to being to your attention a force for elegance itself, in the form of the Manolo.

Frequenters of my sidebar will have seen nestling there, for some considerable time now, a cosy little link to Manolo's Shoe Blog.The Manolo who writes this blog is far too distinguished to have a normal identity, day job and street address; he is a fashion phenomenon who is just as happy to share his distress at witnessing a fashion disaster as he is to celebrate the beauty we all carry within us in the form of our clothes. (Well, mine are within me. Yours are within me too, so please make them nice.)

Manolo is extra deserving of an EDW, because he himself has an EDW, called Whose Shoes Wednesday.

The Manolo's campaign against those strange plastic clogs with holes gladdens the baroque heart. There is just no excuse for wearing those in town. In St Ives I saw someone in crops and a tan, wearing some grey (note: not yellow, green or purple) ones, and it just about worked, because there was sand everywhere.

But the post of Manolo that gladdens my heart the very most is this: and you have to click on the link where he's talking about the Japanese children watching Pokemon. I know. I'm low.

The good news is that the Manolo has got a beautiful pamphlet out. The Consolation of the Shoes looks like being a wonderful, cheering and exquisite thing. I can assure you that Baroque Mansions will soon be sporting a copy.

Here's a review of it from the estimable American magazine, The Utne Reader:

“Riffing on Christian philosopher Boethius’ 6th-century work, the Consolation of Philosophy, Manolo’s writing integrates medieval-style text about longing for inner happiness with a fashionisto’s 21st century crisis of faith to create a social statement of footwear equality. Manolo’s erudition leads the reader on a humor-filled treasure hunt through oblique pop-culture references, quotes from Paradise Lost, the annals of European art history, and world culture.”

“From the Stacks,” Utne Reader, May 18,2007

I leave you with an elegant picture of Boethius. I've been in a very medieval mood lately.

Tuesday, 22 May 2007

to everything there is a season

Mlle B pushes her supper away: "Can I save the rest for later?"

"Sure," I say. "Aren't you hungry?" (She's more tired, in fact: it's the relentless sleepovers. An accumulation, as her grandmother used to say, of late nights.)

She looks at me wearily. "It's just a bit weird, eating hot food when it's still light out."

baroque is the new claptonian

Well, it is for the moment. My guest post at the indefatigable Dave Hill's new Hackney blog, Claptonian, is now up. Hurrah!

Here's a taster:

"Some kids tried to mug us today," Daisy tells me. I turn around. "No, it's not a bad thing," she says. "I mean, it is, but not like that. There were a whole group of us, we were in the park. There were these boys, yeah, and they were on their bikes, just sitting there watching us, trying to look all intimidating..."


recycling update: and can we get a spin-off?

News for any fellow Hackney residents who may have empathised with my Lucille Ball moment last week: apparently the council does these reusable recycling bags, which might be easier to store and to carry down the stairs. Who knew!

Anyway, I've sent the officer in question my address, along with a sincere hope that she at least got a laugh out of the post.

Once I've got the bags, who can I be? WC Fields, maybe. I like it...

Sunday, 20 May 2007

Lloyd Alexander


















Among the infant Baroquelina's favourite all-time books were the Chronicles of Prydain - a series of children's fantasy novels based on the ancient Welsh repository of myth, the Mabinogion, by Lloyd Alexander. The Book of Three, The Black Cauldron - The High King, with its vague Narnian overtones - I loved them all.

When I was eighteen, en route to North Carolina with a group of friends, I happened to be passing through Philadelphia. I knew Alexander lived in a suburb of Philadelphia called Drexel Hill (its name is still engraved on my memory, since I had to figure out how to get there). I think he must have been in the phone book - I think I must have got my courage together and called him - because I made the pilgrimage and sat, or rather perched, in Lloyd Alexander's living room (without my friends). He talked to me about being a writer, and my writing, and his lifelong friendship with another childhood hero of mine (I might have known), Maurice Sendak. (There was a framed drawing of Mozart, by Sendak, on the wall, which I looked at longingly throughout our conversation.) He must have told me about his years in the Army, stationed in Wales and then Europe, and how he read the ancient myths... and we both had a passion for the Arthur legends. It was a wonderful afternoon and probably more important to me than I even knew.

Lloyd Alexander died last Thursday, May 17th, in the same house I sat in those years ago. That fact feels surprising to me now. His wife of 61 years - whom I also met that day - had died two weeks earlier.

A childrens' books website called kidsreads.com quotes Alexander, talking characteristically modestly, about how he came to write:

"My parents were horrified when I told them I wanted to be an author " Alexander recalls. "I was fifteen in my last year of high school. My family pleaded with me to forget literature and do something sensible such as find some sort of useful work. "I had no idea how to find work useful or otherwise. In fact I had no idea how to become an author. If reading offered any preparation for writing there were grounds for hope. I had been reading as long as I could remember. Shakespeare Dickens Mark Twain and so many others were my dearest friends and greatest teachers. I loved all the world s mythologies; King Arthur was one of my heroes; I played with a trash can lid for a knightly shield and my uncle's cane for the sword Excalibur. But I was afraid that not even Merlin the enchanter could transform me into a writer."

This lack of self-importance also determined his career as a children's author. I don't have a source for it, but I read years ago - before I visited him, I think - that Alexander said, "Children's books are written to be read. Adult novels are written to be talked about at cocktail parties." (Strangely, even as a kid - and one with passionate loyalty to the books and authors I loved, and one who knew full well the depth of the importance of children's fiction - while I could see what he meant by this, I couldn't quite see what was so bad about the other. I thought, well, if they're talking about them, they must think they're important - right? It's as if, through my haze of sun-bonnets and magic pigs, I saw my own grown-up self.)

Anyway, Alexander decided to write for the people who cold most benefit from the particular thing he had to give, and a wonderful gift it was. Over a long career he wrote over forty books, mostly for children, and those children have grown up into adults who still love his books. He was very generous as a writer, and certainly very kind to me.

Thanks to Edward Champion for the sad news.

flowers, love, murder, the moon: he must be a poet

Today I read two articles that looked at the idea of a poet from an odd angle. One was about Josef Stalin, a teenage scribbler of some renown in his native Georgia. The other was a fresh look at the silver fox - still wowing the resort denizens of the warmer American states - whom we know and love as Rod McKuen.

I'll get the links out of the way up front. The Stalin article, by Simon Sebag Montefiore (who has a biography out, Young Stalin, from Weidenfeld & Nicholson), is from today's Guardian Review. The McKuen article, by Claire Dederer, is on the Poetry Foundation's excellent site (so it should be excellent with all that money sloshing around it) and is a complete treat. I found the link on James Marcus' blog, House of Mirth. (Puff warning! Please also note James' piece, reporting on a movie-star fundraising event.)

I have to confess that I didn't want to read the poem by young Stalin-to-be featured in today's Guardian. Of course the very notion of Stalin (shudder) being a poet (gasp) fills us with a superstitious dread, as if something precious is being defiled - or maybe we think it proves that "being a poet" is after all pretty meaningless, that it changes nothing. We all know about the Nazis listening to Strauss & Beethoven, after all. There's something unnatural in reading a poem by a man who lived along such principles of evil. The purpose of reading the poem - any poem - is at war with the only proper reaction to the idea of a foray into such a man's psyche.

Well, I was glad after all that I did read it. Utter tosh. Banal isn't even the word. Well - banal in fact is the word. Evil and Stalin's poetry: both banal. There you go.

Now, speaking of Stalin's evil, it did have one peculiarly sinister quality, and that is the inconsistency with which he treated poets. Some of them he allowed to survive. He tortured and persecuted them, sure, but he also kept them alive, in the same way a schoolboy of yore might have kept a jar of insects alive. There's a particularly creepy anecdote in the article about Stalin asking Pasternak on the phone if he didn't think Mandelstam was a complete genius. Pasternak - no doubt terrified to voice any opinion at all - said nothing, and as a result Mandelstam was sent to the gulag.

I've never read a biography of Stalin, and in fact have almost made a point of not knowing much about him - but I do read about writers, and the history of the arts under Stalin is both infamous and riddled with these stories, so I've heard a bit. Montefiore makes the assertion that Stalin was acting out his jealousy of these first-rank writers, but that he did value their art enough not to have them killed. (In kind, if not extent, and allowing for historical inaccuracy, it reminds me of the characterisation of Salieri in "Amadeus" - who is, of course, a pathetic and reallyl quite tragic figure. It is the invitation to sympathy that feels riskiest in that play and also in the idea, here, of Stalin as an artist.) It is terrifying to think of being Boris Pasternak, with Stalin on the other end of a telephone wire.

Here is a telling story about Stalin's younger years, which usefully intersects the terrorist aspect and the 'poetry' aspect. Montefiore writes:

"When, 10 years after these works were published, he was a top Bolshevik, a political god-father running a gang of hitmen and bank robbers to fund Lenin's faction, he was still proud of his poetry. An unpublished memoir from the 1905 revolution recalls a pistol-toting Bolshevik boss leading packhorses bearing guns and stolen banknotes over the mountains, cheerfully declaiming his own poems to his companions.

"By 1907, he was looking to pull off a spectacular bank robbery, but he needed an "inside man". In the streets of Tiflis, he bumped into an old schoolfriend, now working as an accountant in the state bank, who declared himself a passionate fan of Soselo's poems, particularly the one dedicated to Eristavi. Stalin charmed and cultivated this admirer until he agreed to reveal the arrival by stagecoach of a million roubles. Using this information, Stalin set up the Tiflis bank robbery in which 40 people were killed and a huge sum stolen for Lenin. This secured Stalin's reputation with Lenin, who declared he was "exactly the type I need". Only in Georgia, where poetry was read passionately, would a banker risk his life and career to arrange a bloody bank robbery because he loved a man's poetry."

I would argue that all this, together with the derivative, romantic nature of Stalin's verse - a perfect precursor to Social Realism - illustrates a central fact: that there is nothing to fear in Stalin's poetry itself. In fact, because his entire view of poetry was so reductionist, and so much about other things, we can practically say that there's no poetry there at all. It's all flowers and nationalism. Banal!

Strange how this leads us straight into the article about Rod McKuen, a figure I remember all too vividly from the early to mid-seventies, when my sister, the Baroness of Baroque, really got into him. There were soft-focus yellowy-green paperbacks with swirly script on the covers all over the house! I won't bother to quote, because - well, I can't quite bear to go to the trouble. There are some excellent examples in the article, though.

Here is part of Dederer's description of the man himself, in performance im Palm Springs:

"His face is rueful, his eyes are shut. His hair and beard are white; his suit is black; his tie is a shiny red. He looks like the most elegant sea captain ever. “Baby, take it slow,” he sings, and then he mutters with perfect eccentric-old-man timing, “Don’t break anything we might need later.” He gives a big-eyed mug to the audience.

Over the next two hours, McKuen expertly unspools his personae before us. There’s the Beat Poet Lite: He reads his poems quietly, accompanied by soft, plinking jazz from his very fine band.

Then there’s the Frenchman: Over the years, McKuen has composed music with Jacques Brel and many other Europeans. He sings his own songs and a handful of standards with the emotional vibrato of a chansonnier, coloring the music with quaking heartache and near-tears grief. (He is a man who is unafraid to stretch his hands into the air in a gesture of helplessness.)"

This gesture, whilst demonstrating an extraordinary amount of emotion and seisitivity on the paret of its author, is also - almost literally - handing the requisite emotion to the listeners. This is not poetry that allows you, the reader or audience member, to try to work out what you think or feel about it.

In other words, as far as the poetry itself is concerned, this persona may not be so far removed from the Georgian folk-hero troubadour who knew how to string words together at the same time as he was masterminding a gangster bank robbery. As long as people saw him as a sensitive soul, he could be doing anything. And McKuen, too, is a sensitive soul.

Of course, I am not beginning to imply that McKuen is a bank robber (or, indeed, the worst dictator of the twentieth century). I am purely saying that I think these two hugely disparate figures have operated on much the same level of poetic impulse. (Sorry, sis. Please still come over!)

On second thoughts, I will leave you with two quotes: one from "Soselo" and one from McKuen. You get to guess which is which.

1. I cannot bear the thought of you / in someone else’s arms / yet imagining you alone is sad...

2. Gently smile at the earth / stretched out beneath you; / sing a lullaby to the glacier...

Saturday, 19 May 2007

a rag-bag of delight


















fellow-Hackney-blogger That's so Pants, proving that it wasn't all pants in 1989 - click picture for more

It's a little while since I did one of my Saturday round-ups, so here are some of the things I have found interesting, touching or funny over the past week or so - you can decide which was which.

Politics is to the fore, of course. The Spine had me in exquisite tears with its pictures of Tony Blair last week (a long time ago, I know) when he resigned and we all briefly imagined that the past ten years had had some distinguishing feature worth preserving.

And Sweary Girl - who for those of you who don't know her lives in the Arse End of Ireland
(she's just moved, but it seems it's still the arse end) - is hard at work describing what she wants to get out of the Irish general election on May 24th:

Manifest this! (writes Sweary)

"It being election week (are you excited? I’m frothing at the gnashers!), and with my being distracted from the issues by the whole moving-around-the-country-for-jobs thing, I thought I’d do my duty by knuckling down and outlining clearly what it is I’m looking for in a public representative. Ideally, he (for it will be a he) will be tall, lean like a nice piece of turkey, with a few tattoos and an earring and a shaved head. Failing that, he/she/Mary Harney must also agree with me on the following issues.

Health: I’m for it. Paradoxes, though, I’m against them. Y’know, like going into hospital to get sick. Or being offered that life-saving treatment just after you’ve died. That kind of thing.

Education: I’m also for this. More paradoxes, though; it’s like Marty McFly ripped a hole in the space-time continuum right over Navan or something. We’re getting better results in the Leaving, yet were also getin mo thickr. You leave your child in school to be taught in a safe environment, yet by half-past one in the afternoon the teacher has lost said child in the sea of little faces and is cowering in the corner, drinking gin from a crude papier mache bowl, muttering, “They just keep multiplying. And not in a good way. 8 by 8 is 64.” Incidentally, the space-time hole over Navan may account for Hector O’Huckleberryfinn.

Immigration: Tis fucking emigration we need, for Jaysus sake… "

Wales' top stripper, meanwhile, is living the literary life. 'Club Gabby' is the new poetry group of Chip Dale's Romanian popstar girlfriend, and this is not the sort of gathering you'd want to see when you emerge from your bedroom at nearly lunchtime, wearing only your sleeping thong... even if it is Auden's centenary year:

"She held up the book. ‘Oh, I took it from your poetry shelf,’ she replied. ‘We play poem game.’

‘A poem game?’

‘Like drinking game but it involves poems.’ She looked at my face and must have recognised the look of mild curiosity. ‘We take turns,’ she began to explain.’ We each pick a poem at random and then we read it. Then we rip it out and eat it.’

‘You do what?’

‘It’s poetry, Chippy! You wouldn’t understand.’

‘You know,’ said a voice from the crowd. ‘We internalise the mystery… It's ruminatio of the word...’

‘You’ve been eating my English Auden?’ I sobbed, snatching the book from her crocus scented fingers. ‘Do you know how much this cost? It’s a Faber & Faber…’

‘And very tasty it was too,’ said a man sitting on the window seat. He was picking his teeth with his little finger. ‘I’ve just eaten the Night Mail and it went down lovely,’ he said..."

Read the rest.


Regular readers will be aware of my fondness for the Emotional Blackmailer's Handbook. They will also be aware of my fondness for London itself, in all its squalid splendour. They will also be aware of my penchant for experiencing, sometimes, even the most ordinary event as if it were some strange otherworldly sign, which I suppose accounts for the poetry. To combine all these wonderful things, check out Tristan's recent posts on the Albert Memorial: 'like the pearly gates without the pearls'. My favourite pictures are the ones of the sculptures against the grey sky.

Erin O'Brien, who is guesting over at Edward Champion's place this week, believes like me in the power of objects. Somewhere in the trail of links that goes with a post about her brother's suicide and subsequent demonisation in the press - he was the author of the original novel of Leaving Las Vegas (and that is not something you'd wish on any family) - she reveals that no one quite knows what to do with the gun with which he shot himself. Well - no.

Music to my eyes, of course, is Dave Hill's post in his excellent new Hackey-centric blog, Claptonian, which links directly to my Lucille Ball post (which, if I do say so, makes even me laugh, though it didn't at the time). It's like being Lucille Ball all over again!

able was I ere I saw elba

You might be surprised to know that the owner of Napoleon's penis has just died, in Englewood New Jersey. I'm not sure Englewood, New Jersey, was even extant at the same time as the small (no info given on that score) man himself. The owner in question was apparently a collector of many interesting artefacts, including Hermann Goering's cyanide capsule. The New York Times comment page, making out that it is somehow primitive to invest objects with residual power related to their previous existence, feels that enough is more than enough. In short, that Napoleon's willy should be returned and laid to rest with the rest of him.

I'm not sure I agree. No one who calls themselves Baroque* should make a reliable proponent of minimalism, so I can hold my head high: I own all sorts of strange things. I have a pre-Revolutionary 200-ruble note, a thousand-year-old Mexican temple god, an Iceni coin, a wedding-night negligee my Great-Aunt Bertha (I think) wore, my grandmother's engagement ring, my great-grandmother (on the other side)'s engagement ring, a memo my grandmother wrote to her friends when I was born, and antique dolls and doll heads from different eras (the heads, I should say, are popular only with me); I have things that have been blessed, things that have been signed (Richard Ford, Joseph Brodsky, Marcel Marceau), and a small phial of holy water (courtesy of my friend Ms Rational Self-Determinism, who despite her name is a devout Catholic; so much for CBT!); I wear a cross; I have a collected edition of Dr Johnson from 1821, and if I didn't believe in relics there would be no reason to have that. I even still have the fork with the bent tines that was my special favourite when I was little!

Let them do what they will with Napoleon's privates (har har), as he would certainly have done with them: I'm certainly the wrong person to ask!

* In fact, this was originally done for me. All I have done is not buck the trend.

Friday, 18 May 2007

I was Lucille Ball

The other day I had to take my recycling out before work. I'm too knackered in the evenings at the moment to have done it the night before, and anyway I am naturally reluctant* to leave rubbish outside for the rats and foxes. (I heard a rustling in the bushes beside a railing the other day. Looked over and there was a sleek little rat about five inches long.)

Hackney has this new food-recycling scheme, involving a blue bucket-with-a-lid, and then there are the green boxes for other recycling. But I don't have a green box, and anyway they're wide, and I don't have room for one. I live on the third floor on a small landing. (I mean, in a flat on a small landing. Duh!) And there are green boxes in a pile next to the big bins at the end of the block.

So I consolidated my recycling, to carry it down the stairs and find a green box to put it in. What could be easier? Im really a very civic and responsible person, and slightly tired of carrying all my old containers down to the recyclig bins outside Morrisons on a Saturday. I put the tins and plastic bottles in one paper (recyclable: get it?) bag; the paper in another (I get these bags from the bakery); and the bottles in another. Clever me!

In my three-inch wedge heels and pencil skirt, and my white trench coat and orange chiffon scarf, and with my handbag (I say handbag: a list of its contents would stun a builder) over my shoulder, and my 'shoulder bag' (containing assorted papers, reading matter, poems under construction, an umbrella, my lunch) also over my shoulder, and having double-locked my door, and having wrapped a Somerfields flyer around the rather disgusting handle of the blue bucket (somehow the condensation inside it had dripped onto the handle when I was putting that morning's coffee grounds in it, making my hand smell like a garbage dump - not ideal for the Victoria Line), I worked out how to carry the other three bags.

Right shoulder: bags. Right hand: blue bucket and, put there with my left hand, the bag of paper: the flattest, you see. Bending over leftways, so as not to let the shoulder bags fall, I pick up first the bottles bag, then the tins and plastic bag, with one hand. I am now wider than the stairwell - but by going crabwise, holding the left hand aloft over the banister, I can sort of lever myself down one landing at a time.

One landing. I'm clanking a lot. My neighbours, who can't even dispose of their black bags properly, might think Marley's ghost has come early this year. But I'm doing fine. I'm trying to hold the blue bucket away from my body, as I am wearing a white coat and work clothes and it has been dripping, and I don't want to smell like a garbage truck all day. If I hold it away from my body the bags will fall off my shoulder. It's a balancing act. The bgs are almost falling, and I'll probably almost smell.

Another landing. I round the corner and suddenly the handle breaks off the glass bottle bag, which falls to the floor, ripped from top to bottom, and at that moment my shoulder bags lurch to my elbow. I readjust the bags, leave the left-hand bags on the landing, and carry on. I'll have to find another way of doing it. At the bottom I squeeze through the front door, and deposit blue bucket and the papers. The Somerfield flyer, gross now, goes in the papers bag to be disinfected and recycled. It is drizzling.

As I walk the entire length of the block of flat to the bins, I think: "Must I do all this? If I did a runner and just kept going, and went to work right now, if I just kept going and walked off into the drizzle, who would even notice?" It's a moral conundrum, but no: I must see this thing out. I get to the bins. There are no green boxes there. (Nor is there a single green box anywhere in sight on the pavement.) Okay, I can improvise!

The only other person out there is a lone man in his late fifties or so, Orthodox but not Hassidic, talking on his mobile on the pavement, exactly in the middle of the space I must traverse. I approach, cross the path of, and walk past him, back to my doorway, go halfway up the stairs, and pick up the two remaining bags. With my right shoulder sort of hunched, to keep its shoulder-bag burden in place, I can cradle the bottles - their broken bag wrapped around them - in the crook of my arm. I arrange them carefully, one at a time, securely. If I hold them tight they don't move too much - but it's hard, because I'm holding a big olive oil bottle separately in my hand, around its narrow little neck.** I hand myself the other bag, and then wrap that arm round too, with the tins in front of me, and proceed down the stairs for the second time. Down in the street my blue bucket is sitting there with the papers bag on top of it: there is just no way I can place a piece of ripped brown paper and a pile of bottles on the sidewalk!

The bottles are slipping. My glasses are slipping. I'm sweating now in the rain. My hair feels as if it is falling down slightly. I am walking more and more like a hunchback, and really, who knows what has leaked onto my clothes. The man is still out there, but off the phone: he now has nothing to do but idly watch me. He's a smallish man, in a dark suit, of course, with greying hair and a black hat. In the presence of an audience I suddenly also become my own audience, so that I am now not only trying to avoid the clattering, ringing fall of these bottles to the ground, and the dashing of the tins to the pavement, but am having to watch myself do it. I try not to see it, but I simply can, there is nothing I can do about it. I have become Lucy Ricardo.

I head for a pile of builder's rubble outside a ground-floor flat, which seems to have a cardboard box on top of it. The man is still there. I get to it and, by levering myself to the right, so that I'm sort of leaning over the box but am still clutching the bottles tightly, I am able to position myself so I can just - let go. The bottles fall into the box - olive oil bottle first, then the others. I heave a sigh of relief. My coat is still fairly white. I put the bag of tins and plastic into the cardboard box, pick the whole thing up with two hands, and carry it (past the man) to my own doorway, where I place it neatly next to my blue bucket - out of the doorway area and clearly on the pavement, so they will collect it, but not (I hope) in the way. I arrange the broken bag, the unbroken bag, and the bag of papers neatly in the box, so they are clearly recycling and a civic act, not just a box of old slops sitting next to my neighbour's broken bin liners.

I've done it! I stand up, adjust my hairpins, adjust my shoulder bags, adjust my skirt, adjust my top, adjust my scarf, wrap my coat around me - I can't face the umbrella now - and go to the bus stop.

I am late for work.***


* Ahem! Unlike my ground-floor neighbours, if any of them read this! They delight in leaving large black bin liners out on the front doorway of the building, for days on end! Why they can't carry it to the bins art the end of the block like everybody else I have no clue. Last Saturday there was one split open right in front of our steps, with tons of old food and a nappy in it, and the pavement up and down the whole street was still strewn with some kind of grain or other on Tuesday, the morning in question.

** This reminds me of an incident several years ago, when a friend of mine appeared, hobbling, saying he had hurt his toe. "Oh no!" we all said. "What did you do to your poor toe?" It was a kitchen accident: he had dropped a full bottle of olive oil on his foot while wearing sandals. He was like, magine how tragic that would sound in the Guardian: "Sandal-wearing poet drops extra-virgin olive oil in Islington."

*** (As on all mornings when one is late for work, the tube is then also completely up the spout: but that is another story.)

Thursday, 17 May 2007

happy birthday Alan Johnston

It is 66 days since BBC correspondent Alan Johnston was abducted by a group of armed men in Gaza. Thursday is his birthday.*

Thus begins a moving article written by BBC World Editor Jon Williams, to wish his correspondent many happy - much happier - returns.

I don't think it needs reiterating how valuable Alan and people like him are to the rest of us - they do what we wouldn't dare to do, for the sake of knowledge, and now he is paying a pretty inhuman price. Can you imagine what the world would be like if all the foreign correspondents went home?
Can you?

Read the article, and click HERE - or on the button down my sidebar - if you haven't already signed the petition for his release. The very
least good that can come of it is that he will somehow hear of the petition, and will know that thousands of people are campaigning for his release. That might be a nice birthday present to have.


* On lighter note, and for future reference, when Alan gets home he might enjoy knowing that he was born on the anniversary of the day the saxophone was patented...

Wednesday, 16 May 2007

still a tragedy









All those years ago when it came out, I went to see Jean de Florette. It was the huge film of the moment, and of course my love for Gerard Depardieu* is possibly almost as legendary as Dippydoo himself, so off I went. But dear God. I know all the dramatic theories about tragedy and catharsis and all that, right, but the film was so bloody depressing that when the sequel Manon des Sources came out, no matter how much my friends told me it somehow "all got better," I refused to see it. I was too traumatised. An d anyway, he was already dead: what's better?

Well, tonight I turned on the television (remember, this is the new Ms Baroque, who stays in and watchers telly instead of going out or doing anything really useful and productive or even, actually, fun) and what were they showing but Jean de Florette? And your correspondent kind of misses boys, and it does still have Gerard Depardieu in it, so I thought, just like the foolish old woman in almost any story you can think of, "what harm can it do?"

When it ended I was so desperate to see it all get better that I immediately went on 'Teleport Films' and paid £2 to watch Manon des Sources. (As an aside, it still bothers me, which I can remember it did when it came out, that the 18-year-old Manon bears absolutely no resemblance whatsoever to the little girl in the first film. What was that about??)

Okay, so the sweet, brave man Jean is still dead, so that's not better. Daniel Auteuil - I mean the halfwit Ugotin, one half of the duo who originally blocked up the well, which led to the death of Jean - becomes more and more pitiable through his insane love for Manon, even sewing one of her hair ribbons to his nipple (?!) (a brilliant stroke, however), and ends up as a tragic character. The last part of the film concerns his uncle Papet, or Cesar, as he becomes more and more pitiable. His tragedy is almost more real, as he was the brains behind the operation. Even Ugotin was innocent in his lack of understanding, and used by his wily uncle. Cesar's life has been arid and loveless because of what turns out - at the end - to have been a misunderstanding with the legendary village beauty Florette, who moved away and married while he was in the army. The misunderstanding involved a lost letter, and of course the letter was about a baby, and of course the baby turns out to be Jean de Florette. Cesar, in other words, has blocked the well and led to the death of, not only his son, but the son of the lost love of his life. He is, needless to say, a very tragic figure, and even becomes noble in his grief, which Manon never sees. He is all the more noble and magnificent because he is played by the magnificent Yves Montand (and no, the mere matter of Yves Montand being 66 is not enough to deter your correspondent from her admiration).

The upshot is that, good Lord! This one is just as bloody depressing as the first one. Twenty years on and you'd think I'd have bloody got the point, right. But no.

What do I have to do to make it better? Stay up till 2am watching Green Card? ("you vegetarian! You - you - cucumber!")

Argh.

* Naturally, he is twenty years younger here. But even then he was - well, however much older than me. Quite a bit. The Baroque devotion never wavered even in his most "magnificent" phase.

it's an elegantly dressed rhapsody















Paul Whiteman's Saxophone Sextette, 1922

Tomorrow is the anniversary of the day, in 1846, when Adolphe Sax received a patent on the musical instrument he had invented. (He called it the saxophone, naturally, just as I, if I were to invent an instrument, would call it the Evans-Bushophone.)

Following yesterday's discussions (see also post below) of 'smoked poetry', drinking and jazz, it seems fitting to remember our friend the sax, which is the epitome of elegance, while we're at it, and which informed so thoroughly the jazz that inspired the poetry which is wreathed in smoke.

Paul Whiteman, above - the "Jazz King" of the 1920s - commissioned George Gershwin to write the still-amazing "Rhapsody in Blue" - for which alone the world owes him undying gratitude. His orchestra - not the above-pictured (& wonderfully-named) Saxophone Sextette - played the first performance of the work in 1924, with Gershwin at the piano, & don't you wish you'd been there? ("Rhapsody in Blue" has five saxophones in it, by the way - sopranino, soprano, alto, tenor and baritone.)

Special bonus: As with the poetry, although one could be forgiven for wondering, it's not just about the boys! Here, for your delectation, is an all-women sax quartet from Latvia. I love these girls! They are (alas) called n(ex)t - which as we know isn't even a word, and may account for why they are not big on the web. All I could find was this picture, in a festival listing. I hope they haven't split up.

Tuesday, 15 May 2007

poetry: up in smoke?


Forget about the garret, the daffodil field and the country churchyard. When you think of a modern, urban poet, what do you see in your mind's eye?

(pause for envisioning of poets wreathed in smoke - I mean laurels - I mean...)

The doughty Francis Sedgemore's comments earlier this morning have highlighted a connection I might not otherwise have made, or at least not before I'd done a little more serious bookbuying. Or serious blogging, maybe: I have a little post-in-waiting about the major new Collected edition of the Polish poet Zbigniew Herbert, currently warming before the fire of Michael Hofmann's scathing review in Poetry magazine (thanks to Andrew Shields for bringing it to my attention), which I have not yet read thoroughly enough to say anything about, and nor have I even seen a copy of the big Collected.


Anyway, thanks to Francis I have double-checked the front covers of these three major books, published all in the last couple of months, by three major figures of twentieth century poetry. These are the books that are currently news. Looking st them, it seems that there is something in the air our poetry publishers are breathing, besides just spring! After all, these cigarettes may have been smoked devcades ago but their iconic status is being perpetuated right now.

And this just weeks before the public smoking ban comes into force in the UK!

So, my question is this: will poetry be affected by this legislation? Will poets be forced back out into the open air? And will being forced to breathe clean air make our poetry purer, more health-giving, a better influence on the young?

Is it already happening?

Now, I'm not trying to stir anything up here. But there has been much discussion lately* about whether poetry should be looking forward or back, whether we need revolutionaries, pioneers or what - and I just think we should bear all the factors in mind.


* Seriously. Do at least skim Dana Goodyear's piece in the New Yorker, just for the pleasure of reading David Orr's masterful fisk in the NY Times!

Monday, 14 May 2007

scapegoat and saviour: auden again
















Louis MacNeice: he couldn't do that now


The centenary continues: here in Baroque Mansions we still blow the candles out every night. Faber's new Auden Collected is finally out,* and Ian Sansom has had a bet each way after reading it.

It is interesting how the centenary this year has been like an opportunity to rake open all the old festering resentment towards him for defecting to America in 1939. I've always taken Auden's greatness so much for granted (more on this later in the year, as MacNeice's centenary gets nearer) that I wasn;t even aware of how much anti feeling there is. (And of course some people's only reason for ever saying something nice is so they can pause meaningfully and then say, "but...")

Sansom's review in Saturday's Guardian begins grippingly:

"WH Auden is to blame for everything that went wrong with English poetry. Absurdly overpraised when young, he remained naive and immature both as a person and as a poet, his preciosities and youthful good looks becoming vile and monstrous. He was dictatorial in his approach and his opinions, imprisoned by his own intelligence, intellectually dishonest, atrociously showy in diction and lexical range, technically ingenious rather than profound, pathetically at the mercy of contemporary fashions and ideas, facetious, self-praising, vulgar and ultimately merely quaint."

Well! I don't know about you but I was rather shocked. Great paragraph, though. Maybe I'm just a bit delicate, what with the gall bladder and everything. Sansom continues, reviewing the book in a responsible and conscientious manner, until the end: "if Auden is the scapegoat of English poetry, and he is and deserves to be, then he is also its saviour." Still a bit harsh, you might feel, though I know people who utterly deride Auden. I don't understand it (just as I never understand people who deride James Merrill for being arch, of all things: you might as well write poems about dinner parties as anything else), but this review brings me closer to understanding that it might have to do with leaving the second half off the quoted sentence. Then again, the conundrum is troublingly encapsulated in a stanza claimed by Sansom to be "Auden's most perfect stanza":**

Altogether elsewhere, vast
Herds of reindeer move across
Miles and miles of golden moss,
Silently and very fast.

This stanza is not what I was expecting to see after that sentence. It is one I have always enjoyed, and it is utter Auden in its cadences and tone. Yes. But is it most perfect Auden? Isn't there something bathetic about those reindeer? They are very much reindeer viewed through the window of a very English imagination. I have never once read it without somehow, somewhere, feeling a naughty urge to giggle. Is this stanza, in its perfected Auden-ness, telling us that we must learn to expect irony with every meal? Can we never do without it?

After all, we know Auden could write movingly about love, death and hopelessness. It may be that claiming this as the perfect auden stanza is another way of shrinking him down to size - rather like those reindeer, who always seem to me very small, for all that the herds are vast.The Auden tone is usually at least a little bit complicated. At his best, including in the above stanza, he is also strangely (even if very fast-) moving.***

So after all, do I really want this book? Sansom hasn't really told me if I should. He has told me I should read Auden, which I can do anyway in my Collected Shorter Poems, Collected Longer Poems, Letters From Iceland, The Shield of Achilles, or The English Auden. (To be honest, I sometimes wonder if the reason I found Auden so daunting for so many years was because he came spread out through so many books.) I might be afraid of collecting him up all in one place: would it make him appear somehow smaller, more easily comprehended? Would that be a good thing? But the edition itself gets a rather short treatment. What is it about this Collected, aside from the fact that somebody thought they ought to do it as it was the centenary, that should make me want to have it? I mean, have to have it?

I didn't think all of this through instantaneously. But after I read the review I did a curious thing. I went onto amazon.co.uk, and dawdled through a few book searches and things, as you do. And then I bought the magisterial new MacNeice Collected. (But anyway that's understandable: I bought it for the picture.)

(Disclaimer: this whole post needs editing and if I get a chance I will do it. Words cannot describe how tired I was when I wrote it. Though it does approximately get at what I think.)

* a watched pot that boiled.

** I was sort of expecting to see this, which even now always somehow surprises with its final rhyme:

Perfection, of a kind, was what he was after
And the poetry he invented was easy to understand;
He knew human folly like the back of his hand,
And was greatly interested in armies and fleets;
When he laughed, respectable senators burst with laughter,
And when he cried the little children died in the streets.

***
Would I be happy if I'd written it? Yes.

Sunday, 13 May 2007

verka serdyuchka was robbed


Ukraine didn't win Eurovision. How did that happen! There's no excuse for it. However, dear people, our consolation prize is this brilliant promotional video, which just, in a nutshell, makes me laugh every single time. You've got to love this guy.*

I know, I know: the video lacks the silver dazzle and glamour of the stage performance, and also the Eurovision performance was enchantingly hectic. Once you've seen this you'll definitely think the performance was sadly lacking in X-ray specs.

* Verka Serdyuchka is apparently a huge star all over the old USSR. I can really see why. And it makes you ask: if they're putting up a mega-popular entertainer, what the hell are we doing? We didn't even have enough distinction to keep our "nul points" cachet.

Saturday, 12 May 2007

little georgia, lost to me

Sing the above to the tune of "Rock of Ages."

It's impossible to describe the wonderful Georgian cafe, Little Georgia, which used to be on the bottom corner of Broadway Market in Hackney - until forced out to make room for evil property developer Roger Wrattan's French place, La Vie en Rose (& even Mlle B, aged 11, knew that was a totally crap name, the day we went for our borscht, pirozhki and Georgian layer cake, only to find our lovely place gone and some crass ponytailed blokes moving marble fittings around within). We loved it. We went there constantly, living as we did at the time only across the park from it. We went there long before the Francesca's Cafe sit-in, the farmer's market, and even before the fabulous French deli L'Eau a la Bouche opened - though we were VERY glad to see that, as it is owned by the former manager of the old deli/cafe the Cooler, which went to the dogs in Stoke Newington (that day was another shock, let me tell you - we Baroques get attached to our watering holes, we do).

In my old job I used to have a beautiful way of getting to work sometimes, by the way. I'd walk through the park to Broadway Market, go to L'Eau a la Bouche and get a coffee, and then down to the canal, and I'd walk all the way down past Victoria Park, with its old wrought-iron bridges, to Stepney, just at the bottom of Mile End Park. It took about an hour and I'd never see a road. It's all right, though: I knew how wonderful it was at the time. I never think about it now when I'm on the tube.

Well, Little Georgia. It was run by a family of the most taciturn, stately, statuesque people I have ever seen. They were an inspiration. The food was fresh, non-English but still different from everything else, affordable and delicious, and the place was airy and comfortable. It was laptop central, in fact. I loved it there when I was on my own, as long as I arrived early enough to beat all the Badly Drawn Boy fans and their skinny girlfriends who would pack the place out after about 11am... weekdays were best. You could write.

The food, I can't even do it justice. Buttery apple pancakes served with yogurt and honey on a little white platter. Blini, sorry, where do you get THOSE in London these days? Cream cheese, sweet and minty, in rubbery melty pancakes. I can feel it on my tongue even as I type. Borscht, homemade and lovely with sour cream floating in it and two meat pirozhki by the side - not too spicy but deliciously peppery. We'd break them open, having had to wait while they were prepared from scratch. They'd finally arrive, alongside the soup, and we'd break them open and lashings of steam would come out. Meat and spices inside, and crumbly pastry, slightly damp and pully near the centre. Flecks of parsley.

I used to go for breakfasts on my own when the kids were with their dad, huge bowls of meusli and yogurt, with fruit and honey and big round cups of coffee for a pound each, the sunshine streaming into the big room, the papers.

Everything with lovely fresh salads. Cake layered with custard and some flavour of orange.
Anyway, they closed, but I have been SAD ever since. Sadder than you'd think, given that it was a cafe I went to. Somehow it was meaningful.

Well I have just heard that they have re-opened! at 87 Goldsmith Row, which is just south of Broadway Market - and I don't think there is any need to tell you how good THAT news is! I have rung Mlle B at her friend Kitty's house ("be careful on the stairs," I told her) to spread the joy and say "we are going there for lunch tomorrow!"

Then I realised.

I can't eat the food.

Any of it.

God damn it. I can't eat it for at least another two months, and then I have to recuperate before I can GET myself there.

We're going anyway. I'll have a sodding black coffee and we can look at the wonderful family who run it. It'll be nice to see the old neighbourhood. God bloody damn it all. I'll report back.

sometimes, though, it is a pale imitation

The girls burst into the flat and drape themselves around the living room. I notice a crepe bandage around Kitty's foot.

"Kitty," I say, "What happened to your foot?"

"Oh," she says, straight as a die. "I was singing 'I Believe I Can Fly' at the top of the stairs at Ella's house and I fell."

There's a pause. "Can I put that in my blog?" I say.

She takes a suck on her purple jewel-ring lollipop and smiles sweetly. "Of course," she says.

life: the new art














"We have art so we will not die of the truth."


picture courtesy of the Neitzsche Family Circus: click on it to be transported (& thanks to the Drink-Soaked Trotskyite Popinjays for the tip)


Gilbert & George. What would happen if they were to split up? This is what I'm left wondering after a discussion sparked off by a post at That's So Pants (yes, I know this is the second citation in half a week; no, she's not paying me). Starting out as a mere bagatelle illustrated by cutout paperdolls of the two artists (one artist?) with matching cutout suits, it has transmogrified into a conversation about whether the act of dying itself can be an act of artistic expression. Or, rather, can be expressed in such a way as to be, effectively, art for its observers. It got there by way of the Life-As-a-Work-of-Art trope.

I'm not going to enter into some definition of Art, and is it the cause or the effect or the intent or the purpose, or give hostages to fortune in the form of those people who think everything has to be "true" - we're going to take it as read that art is the basis for a particular kind of experience - an opening-up of some area in our being, maybe the third eye or similar, which enables us to see everything in a different, a richer, way - which comes about as a result of something someone made or did in order to provoke this response.

Back in her discussion, Ms Pants (yes, I know: not her real-world name) makes the excellent remark that: "Most cultures ceremonialise death in some way that's artistic. In European culture it tends to be decorative - tombstones, epitaphs, flower arrangements. It's not a huge stretch to accept the act of death as artistic."

It's interesting how foreign this idea is to us. How offensive. And life itself as an artistic act? I was offended by Michael Landy's stunt in 2001, when he took over a disused Oxford St shop premises and systematically fed all his possessions through a shredder. These possessions included family photographs and his father's coat, and I thought - and still think - that it was more like passive-agressive posturing than art. His mother was reputedly very upset: morally, those things weren't his to destroy. It also seemd a bit fake to me, in that Landy also didn't have to live thenceforth without even a coffeepot, because he simply stayed with his girlfriend (another artist, Gillian Wearing) and used, for example, her towels. So I don't really think of this as true life-as-art: it's more like appropriating art to seek attention, with life as a prop.*

Well, this has been a week in which life-as-art has been highlighted. My Elegantly Dressed Wednesday, about Isabella Blow, was on the same subject. (I think we can take as read, for the purposes of this discussion, that Isabella Blow presented her self as a work of art. Certainly there were many people who knew the images, the aesthetic, but not the woman - and that this aesthetic has meaning is clear from the hits my post has attracted this week. They come from absolutely everywhere.)

Yesterday the Telegraph published an article with the news that Blow's grandfather, Sir "Jock" Delves Broughton, was in fact the White Mischief murderer, in 1941. This will be better off as the subject of a separate post, but here I'll just say I think it occupies a corner of the life-as-art spectrum - not through his intent, certainly. Through our reaction to it.

Ms P goes on: "I think of Robert Capa's iconic image of the falling soldier as a place where art and death meet quite comfortably. I don't mean that callously as it must have been horrible at the time for the family of the fallen soldier to see their loved one's death so publicly displayed. Capa captured a moment that he could have done nothing to change. That is one of the purposes of art."

This remarks interests me. Captures a moment he could have done nothing to change. Certainly. Art is one means - sometimes the main means - by which we learn to negotiate our world, and indeed to accept it. This model is like the Jamesian notion of the "donnee," a given, something that is simply there which you can choose to make into art, as an act of acceptance.

Is this the opposite, maybe to what Isabella Blow and other "my-life-is-my-art" people may be doing. Is the art, to them, a construct?

What will Gilbert & George do when they get tired? They can at least play Scrabble. As long as neither of them cops off. And they only have to be works of art when someone can see them.

So what IS one's life? Where does its power and beauty reside? Maybe in some of us the beautiful thing is not the life, but has to be wrested into being, as an act of will - the way survival had to be made - and all that's needed is the will. Mine will probably come back, once I've been exorcised - sorry, I mean excised - of the evil bile spirit that is currently possessing my innards. And then I will be able to go back to directing all my energy outward. That certainly seems to be where the Baroque capability for art resides.

But is life, can life itself be, a construct? (I watched the execrable, if fun, Marie Antoinette film the other week; her life was certanly a construct, though less so in this version - this version was a construct of Sofia Copppola's life, I think, in LA.) Maybe, without falling prey to excesses in the style of Versailles, I'd be better off if my life were a little more of a construct. If making art is the act of imposing order on chaos, of discerning pattern and thus meaning in the seemingly random universe, maybe so. Gilbert & George seem very happy. I seem to have an idea that one of the things they love most is jam.

Isabella Blow certainly seems, from my far-outside vantage point, to have had a loving and happy marriage, not that that saved her. Then again, the imposition of order on chaos, the constructivisin of our actual life, would mean that we, ourselves, would be stifled, and this our artistic selves couldn't grow. This means that in neither of these cases can an imposition of form be sald to be happening. What is happening is a natural expression of the form and order that exists within these artists.

THis may seem obvious. I've just taken a few hundred words to conclude the obvious, which anyone could tell you. You have to be able to live in your own skin, it is your only house. All your art must come out of your own house, however you find the way to do that.

But, I mean so, do Gilbert & George not operate under the same constraints as the rest of us? At what point, and how on earth, did they know this construct would work? Did they just know they would never want to be apart, ever? How did they know that? Do they never have disagreements and feel that they can't spend another week, let alone decades, under the same roof? What if one of them copped off with someone else? Forever? Unthinkable. Or is it? Might it only change the shape of the work of art that is "Gilbert & George"?

A commenter in the discussion at That's So Pants said he "distrusts iconic photographs" because so often they turn out to have been "staged". Funny: they are true to what the photographer wanted to convey, which may be a reconstruction of something that happened too fast for the shutter, or may be an externally-recognisable response to something - like, for example, the end of the war. They are the manifestation of the photographer's Self. I'd have thought that was a good reason TO trust them.

Click your heels together three times and repeat after me:


* I just refreshed my memory on this piece, and thus have read more about the aftermath of the installation. There is indeed something troubling about it, and Michael Landy seems troubled. He talks about being at peace with the whole thing, but no one that determined to have nothing can be said to be at peace. So maybe that is life-as-art, after all.